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So fucking good.

Polish up that Heisman for Mond.

That NFL O line on roller skates.

IF, and I understand it is a big IF, Mond leads aggy to a win over Bama today, I will pay for a subscription to Taylor Hamm's Facebook circle jerk.

Maybe aggy will win by 26.

This the the official moment of peak aggy rollercoaster. Let’s all enjoy it for the next hour and a half.

And goodbye, Mizzou.

Someone needs to worry about the ball more than the bag.

If Mizzou wins does that make us good?

TCU 24 Texas 17

Mayfield is a huge douchenozzle. But he is a very good QB, and will likely be a good Pro QB, probably the best in this class. His abilities to keep plays alive and his eyes downfield are elite. Just like his ability to be a huge d-bag. Still, I can't help but enjoy watching him play. Goddamnit...

Any news on Keaontay Ingram's status for the game? Is he questionable still or more doubtful?

Still wore the sweatbands and gloves though. Probably eye black too.

Umm, “someone” like Netflix? What the fuck are you talking about? Netflix distributes films and documentaries created by outside production companies as well as creating in house content, and they pay a shitload for it. The reason? it costs money to produce content. Furthermore, Netflix is not owned and operated by aggy boosters. Taylor Hamm talked about Hornsby sitting in on fucking storyboard sessions. That is a fucking service, and Hornsby is getting a benefit from it. And no, you are not a “media company” just because you say you are. If that’s the case, then Surly is a media company and we are all writers and reporters. The reality is, booster owned businesses “donating” the service of conceptualizing, filming, editing, post-producing, color correcting, sound mixing, mastering and uploading videos for high school football players is not some sort of gray area. It is a violation, plain and simple. It is no different than “donating” transportation, or your expertise with test taking, or maybe you want to “donate” your chef skills and in-house pantry to a coveted recruit and provide them with a 4 course meal? Being a media company, that would all be totally cool, right?

Someone please tell me again, how a booster doing this for a high school recruit is NOT A VIOLATION?

Just when you think there might never be another relevant post on the 6figs thread, Hamm happens. The perfect embodiment of aggy in a tiny, black and blue package.

Yeah it doesn’t always work that way in recruiting. Zero sacks also could mean instant playing time for a DL recruit. We need instant impact guys.

Is Waddle coming in with Rashan Gary?

Unless Vince can show our WRs how to fucking block properly, and I am not saying he can’t, it is not gonna make much difference.

Tre Watson is not a JAG. Is he as good as Ingram? No, obviously not. But he is a solid RB and has played well, and will be crucial in this game. Sorry that you can't see that.

The DL was touted as such because there was a false narrative that Hager and Omenihu were elite players. I even read multiple 9.95er and pre-season national know-nothings hype them as the top DE combo in the Big 12 and one of the best in the nation. Laughable, man. The Hager hype never made any sense, as he is a solid player who is easy to scheme against, while Omenihu has never played up to his physical stature. The fact that nobody can agree on who these difference makers are in this thread tells you that we really don't have any, though I think we can all agree that Ingram will be one once healthy and given the bulk of the carries.

Texas 28 Condoms 21

Sucks for Hines, but no big deal for aggy. They are basically #3 in the country now. Next 12th man up! Whoop!!!!

I suppose the coaster does have a few more feet to climb. Unless of course aggy starts believing they are a top 5 team and they trip on their jizz jars against ULM.

Sad but true.