Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
A picture is worth a thousand words..... Jaydon rolled his ankle again. This is some worst case speculation...... Blue says he feels fine. We'll see. This would be big news if he makes the active roster. It would mean they think he can probably come back in the first month.
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
Why would delaying 6 months cost 80-100m more? Where did she get this metric from? What part of the project would jump in cost for so little a time period?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I'm pro-Micah, but I find this stuff silly.... Pretty much..... I've always sort of seen this comparison.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Pathetic..... Enormously stupid. Shows how badly Jerry has been left behind. He's caught in the 90's. So I reached out to someone who is in the Jones' circle. From some of the stories, the entire Jones clan lives in some sort of weird bubble where reality doesn't exist. All of them! Jerrah, the kids, the grandkids, etc. They all think Jerrah is way more important than he is and that they somehow control the NFL with their wants and desires. It was described as patently weird, but they are convinced of this alternative reality where they are respected and loved..... Basically, the Jones' are their own cult.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The great majority of them..... Instead of quoting Air yard stats and trying to dill down, here's an excerpt of ESPN looking at the subject. They don't define it exactly like you but you get the gist....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
If Ehlinger gets cut, Dallas needs to scoop him up that day. No joke, he'd be the 2nd best QB on our roster.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This may save Tolbert's spot on the team, but it probably shouldn't..... That pick we gave up for Mingo is looking like a total waste. Another fine decision by the Jones boys.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Look guys.... Jerrah realizes he needs to do better. He knows! Does he fucking care? Nah, as long as folks keep showing up at the stadium and enriching him or buying Cowboys gear and enriching him or not challenging him in the media or in public and keep enriching him. He doesn't give a shit, because this is a soap opera to him, this is performative and the Cowboys fans are the saps which he does magic tricks for and makes his coin.... Around and around we go. The defense equaled the offensive points output that the offense did. Not sure that's good since the defense gave up 400 yards of offense and 31 points. Look at this asshole....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The current secondary on this team may be the worst in the league. Hard to say, because I haven't scrutinized all of them, but I guess a better comment is, its hard to imagine there's a worse secondary in the game. It's fucking terrible right now. It's hoping for a miracle comeback by Diggs. That's...... unbelievable.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I would cut Jalen Tolbert. For reals. I'd roll with Flourney and the kid who has flashed Traeshon Holden along with Jalen Brooks, who is a ST guy. This feels like Miles Sanders is being used heavily to see if he can earn a roster spot. It's been okay thus far (mostly not his fault), but nothing which has heads turning.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Welp, the defense still can't stop the run or cover anyone so at least we're consistent. Without Micah, they're struggling with a consistent pass rush although James Houston looks pretty damn good. He should win a roster spot. Offensively? Still can't do shit without the starters except lose yardage. Milton looks good..... every 5th play. The other 4 he's terrible. Schotty's early grade is bad. Team doesn't look prepared to compete and his in game coaching is bleh.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This TD was pretty and sort of the best of QE. Patient, understands the routes and leverage, waits for the DB to overrun the route and boom!
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
To Austin?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
But they may get closer.... Stephen is a pussy and will probably quit when the mob comes for him. Also, it's professional malpractice. Jerry is obviously in cognitive decline. He's out there just saying shit like your Grandad used to when he yelled at the TV, except Jerry has a franchise to fuck up. He's dumb when it comes to football management and now he's suffering dementia.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This was as bad as the stat line looks. He was throwing into first read coverage, he was late, he looked like the game was just too fast for him. Now, he's a rookie and he'll get more reps, so it can't be shocking to anyone, but I'm sure we all hoped for better. I'm watching the Louisville, Shough, right now and he doesn't look particularly good, but he's having a better game than Quinn.... by a lot. Dart had a much better debut. Fuck, Joe Milton looked better and he was terrible. Let's hope he has a better game next week. May end up on the PS if he's not much better next week. Edit: Final Stats: That fumble is baaaaddd.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
We're going to probably regret not taking Shadeur as a backup..... Milton just doesn't have it between the ears. Been his rep since his freshman year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
WTF, I thought Milton could chuck it 80 yards with ease? He just underthrew Mingo by 10 yards.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL....... the OL is a bunch of dudes who probably won't make the roster. the OT's are jags. is it illegal to have more than 2 functioning OT's? lol.... "Schotty" is going to be killed in the national press this week, as he should, for a pre-season game. Jerrah needs to hear a lot more boos and needs to see folks not show up for the pre-season game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Tolbert..... still a jag. Probably gonna be cut. Screen to a midget, who shouldn't be on a roster, but we have to reward his Dad..... stupid. I've seen enough.... Bring back Rush. LBs.... suck. No pass rush. Only first quarter of the pre-season, but this is as bad a performance as I can remember, even in context. Just a fucking embarrassment.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Marquise Bell..... still a jag. Booth.... still sucks. Defense..... still sucks. But by all means, let's not pay the only stud defender we have. Let's trade him so we overpay more jags in free agency. SMH.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Mazi Smith...... still sucks. Marist made a play behind the LOS. That's good to see. Most of last year he was making tackles 8 years down the field. Tyus Wheat..... still sucks.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL, Milton had guys open and 3 times he threw it to a guy blanketed. On 3rd down the dig underneath was open close to the sticks. He's going to be a major project..... Major. He's 3 years away from mattering. Hope he can get better as he gets more reps.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Unless Treyvon has a miraculous recovery, the secondary will be one of the worst units in the NFL. Without Parsons and monster pass rush, Cowboys could end up being a bottom 5 unit. They are terrible in the secondary because everyone at CB is hurt and the safeties are jags.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Heavy amounts of Scotch were consumed.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Art of a heel.....