Patrick Bateman

McDonald, the safety, was fucking ass on that drive. He was horrible.

Obviously Quinn missing the easy slant is a mistake you can't make but Wisner has made a ton of shitty decisions today which have resulted in TFL's. From that 2nd down run to the catching a screen pass with a guy in your face, he's trying to do way to much.

And Ewers just can't make a play..... He's got the shallow cross to the right side. He just looks shell shocked if his first read or check down isn't open.

And special teams costing us points again...... You have to go up and fair catch that. It's just dumb decisions.

This has been a horribly called and managed game by Sark today. His game plan is head scratching (not attacking a shitty secondary early) and his 3rd calls have been terrible. It doesn't help Ewers continues to make a stupid play a drive, but this is more in Sark's lap. The defense has given him more than enough. We should be up 3 scores. We're one big play for the hogs to being in nail biter.

Gotta think the first poster was kidding.... Dak's not going anywhere, his cap hit to trade him would like 80m or more. He's here for two more years minimum and most likely 3. In fact, they're going to have to restructure him next year to get some cap savings, which was always the plan with his contract so it's not some secret. If you're plan is to trade Dak next year, you don't understand the economics of the NFL. These people would be better going out and firing up Madden and let the adults talk. This is all beyond his no-trade clause. The best they can do is to fire the entire staff and look for a young, innovative offensive mind and hope they hit on him and his staff. Then draft BPA (depends on where you end up) and then spend in UFA to sure up some non-sexy positions -- LB, Safety, 3 CB, DT, OL, RB, Punter -- whatever they don't take in the first 100 picks. The problem for the Cowboys is they have no depth. This is a function of poor personnel decisions. Will McClay gets credit for some draft picks, but if you look closely, the last 5 years has been..... meh. Eliminate this year because too soon to judge, the last 4 years has produced several stars, but that's not much after. We don't draft contributors much. We're really boom or bust. 2020-- Lamb and Diggs. Biadasz was a good pick but no longer with the team. No one else contributed much. 2021 -- Micah and Osa. No other real contributors on the team. They had 11 picks. 2022 -- Ty Smith, Sam Williams (TBD), Tolbert (meh), Ferg (nice), Bland (hit), Damone Clark (meh) -- Pretty good if Sam Williams can come back and do anything and they can resign Bland. 2023 - Pretty much an all-time shitty draft. Overshown. That's probably it. Maybe Asim Richards is something or good depth but we wasted every other fucking pick. The lack of depth and solid contributors is pretty stunning. Yes, McClay should get credit for drafting stars like Lamb, Parson, and Diggs but it's really boom or bust with him lately. And for the record, 2019 wasn't that great a draft either. If you don't do shit in free agency, then frankly, you have to draft better.

The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield. His arms are smaller than mine. Like wha the fuck did they see in him? What was the appeal. Someone just give them all hemlock.

Odds McCarthy is HC the Monday after Thanksgiving?

LOL!!!!! HA, HA, HA!!!!! And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!! This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns. Why do you continue to enable him? Morons.

Can we stop playing fucking Brooks all the time..... For fuck's sake.

It's not up to the networks for the owner to do the smart thing..... It's his decision.

And..... poor Cooper. CeeDee is open by 4 yards and Rush underthrows him. Incomplete. Time to go to Trey.

JFC, Zimmer. You can't just rush 4 and give him all day..... Get him the fuck out of here. And there's this.... People forget, we had a whole fucking decade of this shit between Troy's decline and Tony. A whole fucking decade

Probably give Cooper one more drive and if the can't get it going..... Put in Lance and go with a run oriented attack. See what GB does with Malik Willis.

Overshown blows the simple sack and Philly scores. Easy, kid. Breakdown and get the sack.

And fuck you too, Fat Mike. At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open? Why?

LOL Zeke!!!!! Fuck him. Cut him. Really. Just cut him. Tell him it's for his own good.

The sun is in our eyes!!!! Oh noes!!! Keep doing the short stuff. Run, screens, PA to your TE. Simple stuff.

Best play is a QB sneak by Cooper.

The broadcast should be dragging Jerrah and company for not IR'ing Dak yesterday so they could have the extra roster spot. Instead, just talking about it like it's just a strange little oddity. This organization isn't serious and they can't even manage a simple thing like IR'ing your QB when his hamstring has been ripped to shit. Just easy stuff, they can't get right.

Don't be a moron. Jerrah knows the grim reaper is rounding the block for him. Yep..... Fucking Jerrah being that guy.... the dumbest guy in the room who unfortunately has the most money.

OL is weak and you have to manage Rush..... this offense is going to be really ugly.

That was a beautiful pick by Diggs..... textbook. It's also why it will be difficult for Philly to win a championship with Hurts.