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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL. No thanks..... unless his masseuse is coming. The Cowboys are finally playing hard.... not well, but hard. JFC, Rush. That's easy pitch and catch and you throw a worm burner....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
BWHAHAHAHAHA....... Just fire Fassel now. His ST's suck.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The defense is playing pretty well thus far (I'm sure I just cursed them), but they're doing a good job. The offense's and ST's inability to get points will be why the team loses, but at least Parsons and company are flying around thus far. Commanders not really playing all that well.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It's frustrating to watch but the goal is not to win this year..... You want to see the young players progress but you shouldn't want the Cowboys to win. Maybe they can get in position to to draft Hunter. That's different. I feel your pain.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Liufau is weak at attack..... Kendricks can't run anymore. Zimmer loves them both. Retire Zimmer's ass.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Tyler Smith would play if anything mattered anymore. Let's see Trey Lance. We know what Cooper is..... a decent backup, but nothing more.
- Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This is another thing and frankly, one of the main reasons Fat Thumb gets fired..... he sucks at hiring assistant coaches. All of "his guys" have really sucked (lil Schotty, OL coach, Prince, etc). Other is he can't manage a game for shit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He's 31. Kirk Cousins got 180m at 36 coming off an Achilles injury. This is not understanding the business of football.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Agreed. It has fallen apart as Zack, the leader has. 2022 it was pretty good but Tyron missed a lot of time, but Zack was elite, Biadasz was decent and Tyler Smith was solid as a rookie but it was still decent when Tyron played because he still was upper echelon and Zack was elite. Last year it was down a peg. Tyron played solid but couldn't run block anymore, Zack was starting to show cracks bit stiil top 10 at his position and Steele was getting exposed. Now we have 2 rookies, Zack isn't anything but average because of decline and injuries. Our best OL is Tyler Smith and he's only pretty good. 2 rookies and Steele is getting worse. There's hope for next year if they can find a guard and OT because Beebe should be better, so should Guyton and Tyler Smith is entering prime but have to find an above-average OT -- internally or externally. Run game is worse, pass blocking was terrible this year and we're just..... bad. Transition year for the OL. I feel terrible for Zack because for 8 years he was as good as you've seen at guard but now injuries have taken its toll.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It's alwasys difficult to know what an imbecile will do, but no one with any football sense would even entertain the Sanders thing. It's ludicrous and would kill the franchise's ability to win for another 4-5 years because of the cap effect. And here's the low key thing. Shedeur isn't exactly a no doubt prospect. He has average pro athleticism and I'm going to guess he doesn't come in at 6'2" either. Regardless, it's a stupid idea but because Jerrah is an imbecile, people will talk about it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Terrence Steele is so fucking bad, it hurts...... I mean he wasn't even a speed bump.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
How long do you go with Cooper? In this game? And for the season?
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
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Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
This has been a horribly called and managed game by Sark today. His game plan is head scratching (not attacking a shitty secondary early) and his 3rd calls have been terrible. It doesn't help Ewers continues to make a stupid play a drive, but this is more in Sark's lap. The defense has given him more than enough. We should be up 3 scores. We're one big play for the hogs to being in nail biter.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Gotta think the first poster was kidding.... Dak's not going anywhere, his cap hit to trade him would like 80m or more. He's here for two more years minimum and most likely 3. In fact, they're going to have to restructure him next year to get some cap savings, which was always the plan with his contract so it's not some secret. If you're plan is to trade Dak next year, you don't understand the economics of the NFL. These people would be better going out and firing up Madden and let the adults talk. This is all beyond his no-trade clause. The best they can do is to fire the entire staff and look for a young, innovative offensive mind and hope they hit on him and his staff. Then draft BPA (depends on where you end up) and then spend in UFA to sure up some non-sexy positions -- LB, Safety, 3 CB, DT, OL, RB, Punter -- whatever they don't take in the first 100 picks. The problem for the Cowboys is they have no depth. This is a function of poor personnel decisions. Will McClay gets credit for some draft picks, but if you look closely, the last 5 years has been..... meh. Eliminate this year because too soon to judge, the last 4 years has produced several stars, but that's not much after. We don't draft contributors much. We're really boom or bust. 2020-- Lamb and Diggs. Biadasz was a good pick but no longer with the team. No one else contributed much. 2021 -- Micah and Osa. No other real contributors on the team. They had 11 picks. 2022 -- Ty Smith, Sam Williams (TBD), Tolbert (meh), Ferg (nice), Bland (hit), Damone Clark (meh) -- Pretty good if Sam Williams can come back and do anything and they can resign Bland. 2023 - Pretty much an all-time shitty draft. Overshown. That's probably it. Maybe Asim Richards is something or good depth but we wasted every other fucking pick. The lack of depth and solid contributors is pretty stunning. Yes, McClay should get credit for drafting stars like Lamb, Parson, and Diggs but it's really boom or bust with him lately. And for the record, 2019 wasn't that great a draft either. If you don't do shit in free agency, then frankly, you have to draft better.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield. His arms are smaller than mine. Like wha the fuck did they see in him? What was the appeal. Someone just give them all hemlock.
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