Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably give Cooper one more drive and if the can't get it going..... Put in Lance and go with a run oriented attack. See what GB does with Malik Willis.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Overshown blows the simple sack and Philly scores. Easy, kid. Breakdown and get the sack.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
And fuck you too, Fat Mike. At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open? Why?- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL Zeke!!!!! Fuck him. Cut him. Really. Just cut him. Tell him it's for his own good.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The sun is in our eyes!!!! Oh noes!!! Keep doing the short stuff. Run, screens, PA to your TE. Simple stuff.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Best play is a QB sneak by Cooper.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The broadcast should be dragging Jerrah and company for not IR'ing Dak yesterday so they could have the extra roster spot. Instead, just talking about it like it's just a strange little oddity. This organization isn't serious and they can't even manage a simple thing like IR'ing your QB when his hamstring has been ripped to shit. Just easy stuff, they can't get right.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Don't be a moron. Jerrah knows the grim reaper is rounding the block for him. Yep..... Fucking Jerrah being that guy.... the dumbest guy in the room who unfortunately has the most money.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
OL is weak and you have to manage Rush..... this offense is going to be really ugly.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That was a beautiful pick by Diggs..... textbook. It's also why it will be difficult for Philly to win a championship with Hurts.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Kendricks needs to sit or be used less.... He can't move in space. His legs were fresh in September, but now they look heavy and he looks like he's operating in slow motion. Of course, we don't have any depth at LB so we'll keep marching him out there.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Definitely should have been.... but drawing penalties is also a skillset and one our WR's outside of CeeDee has not developed. As I've said, the Prince, the WR coach, for Dallas needs to be let go.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Rico's really played pretty well this year. He's a solid RB2 in an offense. Don't need to reach for one next year, but definitely need to upgrade the room and get Zeke the fuck out of there, as well, as the fucking midget.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That would be a mistake.... Take the WR, CB, or DT who can rush the passer.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL!!!!! Cooper!!!! Dude, c'mon.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Wait..... Sacks? Penalties on the other team? TFLs? I didn't recognize that defense the first drive.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
At least the Cooper Rush era 2024 started out with a completion..... after that, well, yea. Not sure why we don't start Lance and see if anyone will sign him in the offseason. Get a Comp pick. The defense is still shitty.- Week 10, 2024 - Texas Vs. Florida
WTF is he doing? Wisner just took 4 points off the fucking board..... What a fucking stupid ass play to rob Texas of the opening drive momentum. And it cost a timeout too. This team's football IQ is also what's holding them back. This isn't HS, Wisner.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Well, they had a 3rd round grade on him in the draft, so that's even dumber...... and a pretty transparent form for motivated reasoning. They thought they made some big boss move and when it was lambasted by everyone and their dog, they get to defending their ineptitude... poorly, which I may add, like everything else this front office does. So now they have 2 second rounders from 2023. Let's check on how the other is doing for Dallas..... Oh..... what a contributor!!! So glad we took a TE when we didn't need one! In the fucking 2nd round.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I think it was the lack of body control he exercised. I think they need to put Mingo in the slot and have him as a big slot like he was used in college and Atlanta had to shift Drake London to, where he's now thriving. Mingo's route running is really bad and he's really raw, even with almost 2 years under his belt. This was such a bad transaction but now that you're invested, you have to do everything you can to try and milk some value out of him and that's putting him the best circumstances to succeed.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He was most likely going to cut this offseason. Jerrah literally could have gotten him for a 7th rounder in the offseason or less and this fucking old ball sack moron trades away a 4th rounder. If this doesn't say dumbest fucking guy or organization in the league, then folks must not be paying attention. When you laugh at the Raiders or Cardinals for being perpetual dumbasses..... remember, we're in the same boat.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Some thoughts from folks across the league on the Mingo trade..... This is who you want to empower with more cap room and draft picks for those that dont' want to re-sign the actual good players they have. Mingo will have to play at almost a pro-bowl level to justify the cost...... Even if he contributes next year at say a 50 catch, 6 TD pace, this was way to expensive. The Boys are just really, really bad at this.... their front office is so incompetent, it's comical. - Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
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