Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
A special needs timeout lost. A dropped INT, a ton of penalties, major injuries. How to lose a game you should win.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He throws a better deep ball than a lot of QBs, college or pro's.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Tolbert just isn't physical enough for that..... If you see the play, Porter bumps Tolbert off his route and then takes his angle.... Can't let him do that. Where is prime Michael Gallup when you need him?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That's a horse shit call. Total fucking bullshit. A call the Steelers always fucking get.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Agreed. But now we're subjected to this shit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
So.... not Zack Martin is down. Hope it's a cramp but..... not sure the weather would suggest this. It's quite the year to have little depth AND have massive injuries.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
CeeDee doesn't really engineer much separation anymore....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Wow..... pretty play by dak. surprised Rico caught it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
There's some speculation that he thought he had a free play because Watt was offsides, but I see nothing to support this. Either it was a miscommunication or he just didn't see Minkah which makes it a terrible read.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'm going to guess that int was actually a misread by CeeDee and not Dak or at least they certainly didn't read the same thing.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Huge play..... Love to see it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
First, good on you to realize a year can actually be a measure of distance. And I don't think any QBs can throw it 20 years..... so probably we don't. Also, maybe we don't trust our Offensive line is the more likely scenario so you're not really good with probability either.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I fucking hate Terrence Steele, he's a bad RT and a worse contract. You want to know someone who really steals money? There's your guy.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
TJ Bass out. Are we about to kick Tyler Smith out to LT? Oh boy..... He's a very good guard and showed some promise at tackle, but he grabs a lot. I guess it can't get worse.... can it?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Fucking Steele getting beat like a drum in the run game now..... We need a good OT so bad.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Well, where the fuck was our Roger Staubach? We fucking missed out on him.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Good..... hope it's soon. Only hope.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Preston Pearson?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Will haunt us like Zeke over Ramsey..... Actually more because Zeke had 5 good years.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak. Get rid of the fucking ball!!!! You know they suck. Get rid of the ball.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
What is Fat McCarthy challenging??? Is this guy fucking special needs???? YOu like just giving timeouts away???
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Hold on to the fucking ball, Hooker!!!! I mean, we're not going to get many opportunities....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL! Fat McCarthy needs to never think he can out think someone. So stupid. And the Brooks got the first down on 2nd down.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL. Steelers are such pussies in the booth. This is the worst defense they'll play all year and they run on 3rd and long. JFC.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Kneeland down. LOL! We'll be on DE5 on the depth chart to start training camp now. If Pitt can't score at will on this defense, they should just pack it in...... blow it up and rebuild.