Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
The issue is this front office has a lousy track record in drafting LB's (last decade) -- Damien Wilson (he was okay for backup), Nzeocha (who), LVE (okay), Covington (nada), Smith (poor), Cox (nothing), Clark (maybe), Harper (gone), Overshown (TBD). For whatever reason, they're pretty good at OL picks but terrible at LB in any round, so when you "reach" for a LB with this group, its natural, and frankly smart to have reservations..... that's all. Parson was an edge, so let's not try and reimagine. This front office group is above-average at WR and DE's/Edge but struggles with interior line. Not sure who the evaluators are there. Regardless, He has good height, and looks like he can move some. It's weird, he didn't give up a TD in coverage in college but isn't considered great in coverage (good in zone, mediocre in man). He's supposedly a good blitzer. He has some natural skills with his hands where they played him at Edge some on 3rd downs, but not considered stout against the run. To me, it looks like this is a 3rd down LB who may develop into more, but reservations are fine. He's part oft he squad so we'll all hope he's the best LB since Sean Lee..... probably not. Reads like he knows he can make an instant impact on ST: May be nice to trade back into the 5th to get a RB. Nobody wants to go in the season with Rico, Zeke and 3rd day guy.... They may have to sign a guy like Dalvin Cook.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Draftniks consider this a reach..... 4/5 round grade by most. I haven't seen enough of him to wage an opinion.... Seems to lack explosion. Isn't really a hammer.... meh.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Thought they'd take the NC State kid.....
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
He did, but that's more a function of depth and competition. He'll be an interior lineman in the NFL. Dallas will see if he can handle center. If not, then Lang, and you can let Beebe develop to take over from Zack. But they'll try him as a replacement for Biadasz....
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Beebe's a dawg.....
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
If his arms were an inch longer he'd be a top 40 pick.... He's fucking good.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
There's still some good ones left. It wasn't a great year and JB being the first one off the board when injured sort of tells you what folks think..... I'd be fine with Wright or Lloyd maybe the Wisky kid although he has some toughness question. The ND kid seems decent. There's several that late 3rd or even 4th would fit the bill. Looks like it's going to be a big committee this year. As long as they think Beebe can be a really good center (not just guard), may as well take him here. Hope Wilson falls to you or the Michigan kid.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Seems like a LDE and hopefully a successor to DLaw..... Had a 99% score against the run.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
May not last..... We'll see. If they could get Benson and Beebe or the NC State LB, then okay.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Needs to get stronger...... pretty good athlete. He's pretty raw. Has a high motor.
-
Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Bleh.... I guess Beebe then. He'll be a really good interior lineman. Cowboys gotta be the least aggressive front office in the league.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Jerrah being a moron continues..... Just a human telegraph. That's fine.... Again, AD Mitchell..... Hmmm.....- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
AD Mitchell on the board is...... tempting. With JPJ gone, then I pivot to the WVU kid or hope Beebe is there in the 3rd.- 2024 NFL DRAFT
He'll need to buck the odds for being such a poor athlete and speed as a CB. Slot is the place to do it.- 2024 NFL DRAFT
- 2024 NFL DRAFT
- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Welp, the Eagles had a terrible secondary.... so they've upgraded tremendously with 2 CBs.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Guess who's back.... back again.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Or Jerrah just slobbers all over players and shows his hand..... Again, he's blubbering moron at this point. Probably blows as much out of his ass into his diaper as he does out of his mouth. Everyone else at the desk is just sitting there like..... shut the fuck up old man.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Hey, Jerrah's just out there playing option QB..... just keeping his options open as he runs towards the sideline. He's the greatest option QB that ever lived..... he'll tell you so. It's now reached the comical phase of Jerrah's dementia where he regales us with all of his skills and tries to gaslight an entire fanbase like they're some low level prostitute from Mexico he used to throw away on his nightly Johnnie Walker binges. Is Will McClay keeping this entire franchise afloat with solid drafting and UDFA's? Feels like it and I always thought he was just above-average but having to deal with two fucking shitstains like the Jones boys, maybe I'ver underestimated him. Maybe he's fucking Tex Schramm with an attitude..... JFC, please let the IRS or FBI raid the Jones' and force a sale. Or have them both go on a 3 hour tour aboard the USS Minnow.... The fanbase deserves so much better.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Best IDL vs the run has now left and Hankins had a lost a step too..... So... what's the plan because these guys aren't cheap. At least the good ones...- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Gonna guess if he plays 13-14 games, he ends up at about 15m With the inactivity in UFA, the Cowboys are almost forced to take an OL in the first two rounds. Having little draft flexibility without the option to take BPA is also extremely challenging....- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Jerrah's world is the theme park and they treat the team like the Lion's exhibit or maybe more like Sea World and the dolphin and Killer Whale show. And the further you look, the dirtier it gets. Because Jerrah for all his pomp and promotion, is a cheap carnival barker. Don't ever let him lull you into the biggest lie ever told.... "Nobody wants to win more than Jerrah!" It's utter bullshit. Everybody wants to win more than Jerrah. He wants to continue to enrich himself and his family and If you believe anything that comes out of his or Stephen's mouth, you're a sucker. You're the fool they're making money off of. They don't spend, and they blame it on the cap. They don't spend and say they're holding it for future contracts. They don't spend and have the mindless bitch this guy is overpaid and that guy is overpaid -- unless they just can't play, who cares. Keeping up with the Jones'...... easy as fuck to do in the NFL. Now how much they're making off their freak show? That's where it's hard to keep up with. 3rd cheapest organization in the league..... maybe the most valuable. Now, where do you think that value derives from? Jerrah's always smiling because he's always getting fat off the fanbase, who will not abandon him because he keeps the show going. Pathetic.- Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Validation..... How much less? Like 3-4m with bonuses for production??? - Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top