Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Did you watch the game??? Only a moron would post this and act like it means something...... and he's not 20m, he's about 13.5 for them. This is a really dumb post.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Offense is as bad as feared. The OL struggles at pass blocking, we have few outside weapons who can win routes, and Dak has been really poor tonight, even in the rare times he's been given a clean pocket. The weird thing is we're running the ball fine, but because of all the penalties, we're constantly behind the sticks and I don't think we have a play beyond 20 yards. If we do, it's barely more and has to be 1-2. When you get rid of 40% of your starting OL, another gets hurt, so 60% is gone and you're missing almost 2000 yards in receiving from the year before, with no real replacements, who would have thunk you'd struggle against a top caliber defense? Shocking.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
LOL!!!! You just named 3 of the top 5 QBs in the league along with teams in innovative offensive systems, along with one who may be with the most advanced offensive mind of the last 20 years. If that's what you're expecting..... you may go now.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Peters will help a lot if he can play like last year. Then again, he was always hurt his last 3 years before that. Gallup will help, but he's not a savior. I think we're going to eventually go to a lot of double TE's. The rookie TEs can play. Lamb has to be better. He has to be a stud.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Farniok..... then Pollard wouldn't engage. He's not a very good blocker consistently.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Philly got more for epic draft bust Reagor (no, not the dragon) than the Cowboys got for a 4 time 1000 yds WR. It's like if we were stack ranking team's offseason, the Cowboys would probably come in at 30th.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Parsons is an animal. It's sad because Jerrah will waste him..... just like we wasted DeMarcus.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Parsons with the inverted sack...... No, we were inverted, it was a really great move.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
It's a stupid contract but far from a franchise killer..... The Jones' clan are franchise killers.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
This team and management doesn't want to be champions..... and they don't know how.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Why? They low key suck. Who cares, maybe Grier turns into something but nobody would cry any tears if Cooper Rush got scooped up. Just pick up a Josh Johnson. 6 year MLB on PS? Maybe..... if they don't like their numbers on LB and expect him up soon, but doubtful. He may have to find a home somewhere else. I know they want to keep McKeown, a QB and one or two of the WRs on the PS. Probably a DL or two.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Looks like we struck out on the backup QB roster cut game..... we'll play some roster manipulation here and probably have one of them as the backup for Tampa.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Blah, blah, blah...... Now we don't have a LG or RT worth a shit and a rookie trying to learn LT at the pro level on the job. Apparently here is our other plan of attack. And..... So, Cowboys.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Diggs deal is gonna be pretty stout but it'll probably be a multi-year Anthony Brown deal for top 10 money or paying Schultz 17m per......
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Doubtful. Zack wouldn't go for it either. They probably just turbo charge their plan and move the rookie, Smith, to LT now instead of next year and let him take his whippings. May set a record for penalties. lol. Those crazy rascals, them Texans. Just so folks can understand how devastating this is.... Also important to remember..... this organization and its decision maker are a joke, but they laugh to the bank based on the money the fandom spends on them. The fans deserve better. Its time to demand better.
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Regardless of how you feel, the facts were not in line with Zeke's suspension. Shit, even the NFL's own investigator recommended no action be taken. So Watson's punishment in comparison to almost all, including Calvin Ridley, feels incomplete and ill measured. The NFL still has a very inconsistent or what some would call erratic level of punishment, new process or not. The NFLPA gets a lot of shit and deservedly so as they are constantly taking it in the ass from the owners, but in this case, they did their job..... but did they help the sport? I don't know
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2022 NBA Offseason Thread — Trades, Free Agency, Firings, Sacramento doing dumb things, etc
LeBron was drafted in 2003. He played 70% of that decade. Took maybe the worst roster to the Finals. Pretty much a star since he hit the scene. AI is the only one of those I'd question. Not sure who you would replace LeBron with If it's start for the year ending in 00'. Then it's 60%. Do the math. And he wasn't an all-star his first year. Regardless, he wasn't top ten in any type of cumulative or per minute metric. It's silly he's shown there. He's not even in the top 10. Not close for the decade. It's not a criticism, its simply an arbitrary capture in time and he didn't play long enough nor was he in his prime until the end of the time limit. For 10-19.... Sure, he's #1.
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2022 NBA Offseason Thread — Trades, Free Agency, Firings, Sacramento doing dumb things, etc
For the aughts? Nah. Lebron only played half of the decade. Iverson is behind guys like Nash or Kidd. I can see the other 3. Dirk needs to be in there. Garnett gets 6th man and only if you want to play positioned basketball. For the entire century? Really fucked stupid.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Watching Malik Jefferson run around but not really make any plays gives me deja vu..... give him his props, he made the league, but sort of wonder what could have been. He seems to really lack a step.
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Sam Ehlinger
Sam's been putting in the work. Improving his velocity by changing his "mechanical signature".
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
6th WR. He's everything Tavon Austin should have been. Lamb, Brown, Tolbert, Fehoko, Drummond or Vasher? Until Gallup comes back.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Okay, we shouldn't have Turpin return punts the rest of the preseason..... otherwise, no one will kick to him in the reg season.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Still not strong up the middle either...... Need Bohanna and Gallimore need to stay healthy and give great reps. Our secondary sort of sucks. Sucks may be harsh, but I don't think it's that great and don't think it's very deep. First thoughts: Smith still gets way too high and loses leverage which leads to a lot of hands. But, you can see the talent. He a strong and tough SOB. Should be pretty good eventually but I expect some growing pains. Sam Williams looks confused. Tolbert should have scored. Not getting that 2nd foot down is disappointing. I really like both rookie TEs. Our backup safety play is bleh. Joseph needs to be better. Turpin's gonna break some ankles and make some plays in ST Backup QB still gives me heartburn
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2022 Senate Elections
Just about 12 weeks from voting date.... In other words, this is the battle. It's not early anymore. Movement can be made but things will start being baked in in the next 6-8 weeks. Moving time. That Nevada poll is low key worrisome.