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Patrick Bateman

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  1. Look guys.... Jerrah realizes he needs to do better. He knows! Does he fucking care? Nah, as long as folks keep showing up at the stadium and enriching him or buying Cowboys gear and enriching him or not challenging him in the media or in public and keep enriching him. He doesn't give a shit, because this is a soap opera to him, this is performative and the Cowboys fans are the saps which he does magic tricks for and makes his coin.... Around and around we go. The defense equaled the offensive points output that the offense did. Not sure that's good since the defense gave up 400 yards of offense and 31 points. Look at this asshole....
  2. The current secondary on this team may be the worst in the league. Hard to say, because I haven't scrutinized all of them, but I guess a better comment is, its hard to imagine there's a worse secondary in the game. It's fucking terrible right now. It's hoping for a miracle comeback by Diggs. That's...... unbelievable.
  3. I would cut Jalen Tolbert. For reals. I'd roll with Flourney and the kid who has flashed Traeshon Holden along with Jalen Brooks, who is a ST guy. This feels like Miles Sanders is being used heavily to see if he can earn a roster spot. It's been okay thus far (mostly not his fault), but nothing which has heads turning.
  4. Welp, the defense still can't stop the run or cover anyone so at least we're consistent. Without Micah, they're struggling with a consistent pass rush although James Houston looks pretty damn good. He should win a roster spot. Offensively? Still can't do shit without the starters except lose yardage. Milton looks good..... every 5th play. The other 4 he's terrible. Schotty's early grade is bad. Team doesn't look prepared to compete and his in game coaching is bleh.
  5. This TD was pretty and sort of the best of QE. Patient, understands the routes and leverage, waits for the DB to overrun the route and boom!
  6. But they may get closer.... Stephen is a pussy and will probably quit when the mob comes for him. Also, it's professional malpractice. Jerry is obviously in cognitive decline. He's out there just saying shit like your Grandad used to when he yelled at the TV, except Jerry has a franchise to fuck up. He's dumb when it comes to football management and now he's suffering dementia.
  7. This was as bad as the stat line looks. He was throwing into first read coverage, he was late, he looked like the game was just too fast for him. Now, he's a rookie and he'll get more reps, so it can't be shocking to anyone, but I'm sure we all hoped for better. I'm watching the Louisville, Shough, right now and he doesn't look particularly good, but he's having a better game than Quinn.... by a lot. Dart had a much better debut. Fuck, Joe Milton looked better and he was terrible. Let's hope he has a better game next week. May end up on the PS if he's not much better next week. Edit: Final Stats: That fumble is baaaaddd.....
  8. We're going to probably regret not taking Shadeur as a backup..... Milton just doesn't have it between the ears. Been his rep since his freshman year.
  9. WTF, I thought Milton could chuck it 80 yards with ease? He just underthrew Mingo by 10 yards.
  10. LOL....... the OL is a bunch of dudes who probably won't make the roster. the OT's are jags. is it illegal to have more than 2 functioning OT's? lol.... "Schotty" is going to be killed in the national press this week, as he should, for a pre-season game. Jerrah needs to hear a lot more boos and needs to see folks not show up for the pre-season game.
  11. Tolbert..... still a jag. Probably gonna be cut. Screen to a midget, who shouldn't be on a roster, but we have to reward his Dad..... stupid. I've seen enough.... Bring back Rush. LBs.... suck. No pass rush. Only first quarter of the pre-season, but this is as bad a performance as I can remember, even in context. Just a fucking embarrassment.
  12. Marquise Bell..... still a jag. Booth.... still sucks. Defense..... still sucks. But by all means, let's not pay the only stud defender we have. Let's trade him so we overpay more jags in free agency. SMH.
  13. Mazi Smith...... still sucks. Marist made a play behind the LOS. That's good to see. Most of last year he was making tackles 8 years down the field. Tyus Wheat..... still sucks.
  14. LOL, Milton had guys open and 3 times he threw it to a guy blanketed. On 3rd down the dig underneath was open close to the sticks. He's going to be a major project..... Major. He's 3 years away from mattering. Hope he can get better as he gets more reps.
  15. Unless Treyvon has a miraculous recovery, the secondary will be one of the worst units in the NFL. Without Parsons and monster pass rush, Cowboys could end up being a bottom 5 unit. They are terrible in the secondary because everyone at CB is hurt and the safeties are jags.
  16. Apparently the Cowboys got their asses kicked vs the Rams in a controlled scrimmage today. Only thing which sort of worked was the passing game, but reportedly the Cowboys were getting blown off the LOS both ways.... Always a good look for your team to get dominated in it's first time against live competition for a first year coach. Team still has a IDL problem and OT problem. Also, Jerrah doesn't want anyone to worry about Micah's contract..... but then again isn't confident he's going to play week 1 and acts like he has no say in the matter. Dude just needs to go to that whisky joint in the sky.
  17. Some will depend on how the Spurs are doing and if those guys fulfill their potential but paying 3 guys the max with Harper's extension coming will be very difficult. Also, I expect Fox's stats to drop on the Spurs (hope ast % increases), they did last year and with less minutes, he needs to become a more efficient and effective player. He has 4 years to sort of master this. He could start with becoming a better 3 point shooter. He should get great looks. Fills out the roster.....
  18. Agreed. This was a promise we made and made good on. The issue is when you want to get into 2nd contracts with Wemby and Castle. We may need to find a buyer for Fox in 3 years, which is fine..... as long as you can find a buyer and get something credible back.
  19. This is the most likely outcome...... I hope without the injury, but Jerrah and Stephen are sensitive to monetary outcomes. If folks stay home the first few home games, then they'll cave. They'll probably do it before then, but all this silly drama and angst and having a contentious working relationship with your best employees, is pretty stupid. This for all the dopes who think Micah sucks or doesn't play hard or whatever itch is up your ass.... If you think you're going to get better in the trade market, please look at the Cowboys last 10 trades. If you think he hasn't earned a new contract worth being the top non-QB player in the league, you're ignorant and should probably just read more or go educate yourself about the game.
  20. Overshown has done this too...... Players now taking Micah's side and tired of the stupidity. Jerry's greatest ability is to make the Cowboys the laughing stock of the league...... Bravo, Dumbass Jones.
  21. This was a really good and fascinating look at a dude with a whole mess of demons. It's so funny because he holds himself out as a "regular guy", because of his humble beginnings, and because of the type of music he's generally known for that most think he had an easy ride and all-american story, but that dude has some deep, deep traumatic issues. Out of his inability to communicate except through song, it makes his musical talent singularly brilliant and genius. I know many don't like his catalog, but dude could play the piano and write a song with a great melody.... and really from ear alone. A huge talent, who doesn't have too much longer I fear.
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