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SimonBolivar

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  1. Just quoting to say that obviously the US has not had a single policy in LatAm on what the Monroe Doctrine is or how it's to be employed. TR was not FDR was not JFK was not Carter who was not Reagan.
  2. What are we seeing that he is doing that makes us think it isn't about oil? He mentioned oil like 50 times in the PC and there's no reason to say "oil war" and do something else.
  3. "Jens-Frederik Nielsen had to be arrested. Him, along with the eskimos I assume. You know they tell me that people dont like that word anymore, eskimo, have been filling our country with McDonald's style ice for decades. Now I have been assured that McDonald's will be switching to that chewy Sonic ice."
  4. So we're just pretending to be in control right now? Lmao did he just say one of the biggest attacks on sovereignty last night?
  5. This streamlined PC has assured us we're ocuppying Caracas, DC, Memphis. New Orleans, and LA.
  6. Holy shit this is way worse of a PC than I expected. Literally we're taking over for oil. Not even hiding it.
  7. How was the hike?
  8. Interestingly enough, the next generation of Xbox is going to be a PC.
  9. Trump in the 90s?
  10. World wide cultural synthesis aint my jam, but I do believe that Guns, Germs, and Steel is rather looked down upon by that that community. (Not that it matters for this argument)
  11. Now that I think about it, he isn't a true incel because he blew a chance. In college he had a girl that was into big dudes (like slept with multiple OL at his school, into big dudes) that was DTF, but he scared her away trying to turn her honest. Never even got to 2nd base. My wife was mentioning how far behind he is now and how his woes compound. She mentioned it would be hard for a 30+ year old to date him because he wouldn't know how to do anything in a relationship. He hasn't been through his years of figuring out how to fuck a woman. He hasn't learned how this finger works there, or how tongues go in that motion, or how angles matter. He never had his 18-year-old just mashing it incorrectly phase. Outside of the bedroom, she imagines he'd be a stage five clinger who would be desperate as hell to lock a gf down and would be jealous of everything. Basically, all the mistakes we made at 16, he'd have to do now.
  12. They'll settle and dudes can do something to not be total losers. Hell, I have a single friend at 35 that is an incel and his apartment is decorated like a 13-year-old's shrine to OU football. What value is there for a woman there?
  13. Nah, rewatching The World at War for the 20th time. Im sure any lowlights will be all over the internet and then forgotten by Friday.
  14. "...It's not a religion. It's a cult..." What a well thought out line of reasoning and clear understanding of what the definition of cult is by the senator.
  15. You can smell me without the drink
  16. "They themselves..." Every other damn sentence
  17. So I was a terrible student at Baylor and really only paid attention to the history classes that were interesting to me. Well to get a BA you had to have 4 semesters of a foreign language and I was supposedly 2 semesters and a summer from graduation with only a single D in Portuguese to my name. Turns out you can take two semesters of two different dead languages to count as a foreign language. I took a fall and a spring of Latin and then needed two semesters of Classical Greek in one month to graduate over the summer. Intensive Classical Greek from 8-1 five days a week was the worst academic experience of my life. I never want to hear the terms nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, or vocative ever again.
  18. I'm going to guess this guy is REALLY into Latin. Well not enough to actually learn Latin, but he likes the idea of learning Latin.
  19. I wish, but the ghost of Robert Osborne only has so much power.
  20. Their line science is pretty impressive, tbh. Get them used to different types of Fastpass for years then start charging for it while realizing they'll spend more on merch and food while waiting for their paid time to return to ride.
  21. Can't monetize that
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