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SimonBolivar

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  1. Yall ain't heard? This Trump shit probably has Infantino more excited about WC2026, he lives for pleasing dictators.
  2. Nintendo is delaying pre-orders on the Switch 2 that was supposed to start next week because of the tariff situation. It was supposed to be $449. Nintendo Halts Switch 2 Pre-Orders Over Trump Tariffs
  3. There was a prayer to the god of American civil religion too.
  4. Yeah, we had the pledge of allegiance at our annual investors conference at work last month and it was certainly a "fuck this" moment. To be fair though, I hated the pledge as anti-American before this year. It was an extra level of "fuck this" now.
  5. Obviously fake. No way woke Wakanda would be lower than our new ally in Mordor.
  6. Vietnam thinking logic has something to do with this. They haven't heard Louis CK's accurate view of the United States
  7. I don't know if he can't read, but he doesn't read...which I guess is functionally the same thing.
  8. Yup, 5 out of 5 day and about to hit the Memphis area.
  9. Gigantic wedge tornado heading towards Lake City AR Damn it looks awful.
  10. I'm surprised he didn't attempt to annex them
  11. Not if in that time you destroy the entirety of the federal government.
  12. Stupid commie professor
  13. So many factory jobs! Those poor poor white South Africans. They've never caught a break!
  14. Well in good news for the right, I do feel owned today so that's a feather in their cap.
  15. Damn, I'm glad I'm glad World Market is a private company and not in my portfolio.
  16. My Rioja!!!!!!
  17. Does he have eyes?
  18. He did a weird shuffle to get on the stage too.
  19. Trump said his tariff policies would generate “trillions and trillions of dollars to reduce our taxes and pay down our national debt.” lulz
  20. Trump is out there now with a cast of all stars including MTG and Hegseth.
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