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SimonBolivar

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  1. Daingerfield right in line. This storm hates traditionally good high school football teams.
  2. My man! You know the internet and the way unfiltered information is destroying society will probably be the death of us all, but for those of us that enjoy high art there is nothing that can compare to the beauty that masterpieces like Meteorologist Jonathon McGuffin bring to the world.
  3. I'm more of a Max Velocity guy. I can't get enough of that autistic weirdo pretending to be a meteorologist on YouTube. Yesterday he cut to a friend who was giving damage reports, and the dude was obviously living in his childhood home with a small bed and a giant racecar on his wall. It was great. I wonder how much he makes with a million subscribers on YouTube?
  4. Man this time of year, I'm glued to weather.gov Especially here: https://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/ And here: WWA Summary for Tornado Warning
  5. Yall ain't heard? This Trump shit probably has Infantino more excited about WC2026, he lives for pleasing dictators.
  6. Nintendo is delaying pre-orders on the Switch 2 that was supposed to start next week because of the tariff situation. It was supposed to be $449. Nintendo Halts Switch 2 Pre-Orders Over Trump Tariffs
  7. There was a prayer to the god of American civil religion too.
  8. Yeah, we had the pledge of allegiance at our annual investors conference at work last month and it was certainly a "fuck this" moment. To be fair though, I hated the pledge as anti-American before this year. It was an extra level of "fuck this" now.
  9. Obviously fake. No way woke Wakanda would be lower than our new ally in Mordor.
  10. Vietnam thinking logic has something to do with this. They haven't heard Louis CK's accurate view of the United States
  11. I don't know if he can't read, but he doesn't read...which I guess is functionally the same thing.
  12. Yup, 5 out of 5 day and about to hit the Memphis area.
  13. Gigantic wedge tornado heading towards Lake City AR Damn it looks awful.
  14. I'm surprised he didn't attempt to annex them
  15. Not if in that time you destroy the entirety of the federal government.
  16. Stupid commie professor
  17. So many factory jobs! Those poor poor white South Africans. They've never caught a break!
  18. Well in good news for the right, I do feel owned today so that's a feather in their cap.
  19. Damn, I'm glad I'm glad World Market is a private company and not in my portfolio.
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