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SimonBolivar

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  1. Which is great if he loses next month. The shit show in 28 would be fantastic if he ran again.
  2. I couldn't do it anymore and I realized it wasn't the right thread for that anyway.
  3. “The executive branch,” prosecutors wrote, “has no authority or function to choose the next president.” I'm excited to see how the textualists Calvinball this one.
  4. Like when your wife asks why her jeans don't fit anymore
  5. Fighting over PRONG HORN, that's smart.
  6. Yeah but volleyball players are more useful to the nation as an October.....SURPRISE!
  7. And how exactly does Israel, a nation of fewer than 10 million that is already fighting in two locations, take out a nation of 90 million people that is 2 countries away? Obviously, Isael could do some serious damage to the military of Iran and set them back, but they aren't taking them out.
  8. I like how we're expecting the worst tonight just because we aren't going against Trump in the debate. There's something so comforting about seeing Kamala coming out to shake Trump's hand knowing before it even started that he was going to get blitzed.
  9. Oct. 1, 2024, 1:04 p.m. ETJust now Farnaz Fassihi United Nations bureau chief Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said in a statement that Iran had launched ballistic missiles on Israel in response to the recent Israeli assassinations of several Hezbollah leaders, including the group's secretary general, Hassan Nasrallah. It said it would launch more attacks if Iran was attacked.
  10. I don't remember what thread it was but for the person asking why Iran did this and how the ME world still fell for it.
  11. Updates from NYT Patrick Kingsley Oct. 1, 2024, 12:55 p.m. ET3 minutes ago Patrick KingsleyReporting from Jerusalem The time it appeared to take for the first missiles to reach Israel — under 15 minutes — suggests these were ballistic missiles. Patrick Kingsley Oct. 1, 2024, 12:52 p.m. ET6 minutes ago Patrick KingsleyReporting from Jerusalem Here in Jerusalem, we hear a third round of sirens and overhead explosions, possibly indicating interceptions of missiles by Israel’s air defense system. Israel launches invasion into Lebanon It was not immediately clear where the Israeli military was operating in Lebanon, but Israel ordered residents of many southern towns to move north. Source: Israeli military, United Nations Interim Force In Lebanon, OpenStreetMap By Leanne Abraham, Agnes Chang and Lauren Leatherby Zolan Kanno-Youngs Oct. 1, 2024, 12:51 p.m. ET6 minutes ago Zolan Kanno-YoungsReporting on the White House President Biden and Vice President Harris held a meeting this morning with national security officials “to discuss Iranian plans to imminently launch a significant ballistic missile attack against Israel,” according to the White House. They reviewed U.S. plans to help Israel defend against the attacks and protect Americans in the region. Liam Stack Oct. 1, 2024, 12:45 p.m. ET13 minutes ago Liam Stack Flashes of light from the arcing interceptors of Israel’s air defense system can be seen in the sky over Tel Aviv. I saw at least one — I do not know from what — shoot across the sky. It looks like it may have crashed into the sea. Aaron Boxerman Oct. 1, 2024, 12:43 p.m. ET15 minutes ago Aaron BoxermanReporting from Jerusalem Distant explosions are heard in the skies over Jerusalem. It was unclear where the booms are coming from. Aaron Boxerman Oct. 1, 2024, 12:33 p.m. ET24 minutes ago Aaron BoxermanReporting from Jerusalem The Israeli military said in a statement that missiles were launched at Israel from Iran. Air raid sirens sound across much of Israel.
  12. Nah, Iran has to do something to save some sort of face so they telegraph this shit so it doesn't get to that point.
  13. Except JFK is still alive and turned 100 in 2017, don't listen to the MSM.
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