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SimonBolivar

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Everything posted by SimonBolivar

  1. "They themselves..." Every other damn sentence
  2. So I was a terrible student at Baylor and really only paid attention to the history classes that were interesting to me. Well to get a BA you had to have 4 semesters of a foreign language and I was supposedly 2 semesters and a summer from graduation with only a single D in Portuguese to my name. Turns out you can take two semesters of two different dead languages to count as a foreign language. I took a fall and a spring of Latin and then needed two semesters of Classical Greek in one month to graduate over the summer. Intensive Classical Greek from 8-1 five days a week was the worst academic experience of my life. I never want to hear the terms nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, or vocative ever again.
  3. I'm going to guess this guy is REALLY into Latin. Well not enough to actually learn Latin, but he likes the idea of learning Latin.
  4. I wish, but the ghost of Robert Osborne only has so much power.
  5. Their line science is pretty impressive, tbh. Get them used to different types of Fastpass for years then start charging for it while realizing they'll spend more on merch and food while waiting for their paid time to return to ride.
  6. Can't monetize that
  7. At the very least it'll teach those in Australia some computer literacy as they attempt to get around the ban.
  8. Cool to see Micron take billions of taxpayer dollars and give to Trump pet projects only to end their consumer side with Crucial shutting down. A real country would care.
  9. Late response but Peche is great and a really easy walk from the museum.
  10. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/us/6-republican-voters-on-us-strikes-on-boats-suspected-of-smuggling-drugs.html?searchResultPosition=1
  11. Should be the RFK Bridge from LGA to Manhattan usually, it'll take a min but not that bad.
  12. Image a Dem saying that, it'd be the biggest anti-American statement in presidential history and Fox News would have updates for months.
  13. I'm an ABC (Australia) listener every morning getting ready for work. I'm pretty good at the overnight quiz with all the olds from Perth and truck drivers on the A1, but I always fail at the Aussie politics and AFL questions. Oh, and they make fun of Trump constantly in a polite way.
  14. How much luggage we talking? The answer is taxi/uber though unless you like the bus.
  15. Sweatpants before the plane ride? That's tan suit level controversy! DEFCON 1
  16. "We have questions for some of the bodega owners of Church St and their whereabouts on September 10th. It's no coincidence that the owners are all now Yemeni." -Chorizo probably
  17. No, he's just an 80 year old uncle with social media
  18. More of a Blue Barracudas man myself.
  19. And miss out on Bowling Green vs Kennesaw State on December 23rd from Bumfuck, ID? You sir, are a Christmas Terrorist.
  20. I haven't checked but I'm assuming the murderous double-tap is the manliest thing MAGA has ever seen?
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