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SimonBolivar

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Everything posted by SimonBolivar

  1. Lol good one. They'd be treated like The Phillipines were after the Spanish-American War. A colony in everything but name where its population weren't allowed to vote in American elections, a trial by jury, or the ability to travel to the mainland once enough people complained about these "foreigners" taking their jobs. Be prepared to argue about "noncitizen nationals" like it's 1900 again.
  2. Both teams waste the opportunity with a draw.
  3. It's really hard to predict future historiogrphical trends based upon the here and now, especially as historians use their own biases in the future in those trends. Having said that, I bet we see these as examples to how American exceptionalism brushed aside any worries in a "it couldn't happen here" hubris that ultimately led to Trumpism's rise after Biden.
  4. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    3 wins in a raw including one at LAFC and another at St Louis? Wow, also first ever wins against all 3 of them right right? (San Diego is cheating in that one)
  5. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Loved Uzuni's goal. Would really like one more after play resumes to cap it off.
  6. Did y'all take your kids around Blinn's campus? It's been a few years, but it was an absolute dump the last time I visited.
  7. We aren't a complicated nation. Is it racist? Well then it's American.
  8. Yes they did, you were just too busy to hear what the teacher was saying.
  9. This, but also there could be 10,000 dead in Myanmar and we just don't know about it yet.
  10. Man I know you want to stay but there could be some powerful ass aftershocks with a quake that big.
  11. I see that you've never been to Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
  12. Man I love Hi-Chews
  13. Man all that traitorous dictator stuff is a nothing burger for the TexAgs crew but anyone who is a good bull old ag that lives to yell "UNCOVER!" at the 2%ers has themselves quite the predicament. Whoop!
  14. Guys he was just really excited about the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, there's nothing to see here.
  15. From /r/canada on Trump
  16. Playing not to lose instead of playing to win
  17. I'm at the point where I'd be highly surprised if anyone in the chat group is forced to resign with the odds-on favorite to resign being the Atlantic writer after their offices are threatened physically and they're threatened legally with the ABC treatment.
  18. We aint gonna do shit
  19. Is there some rule in MAGAworld where they have to include about 3 words of Latin in every post? Not enough where they get into any serious noun declension or verb conjugation, lest they be considered a liberal bookfag. Instead it's just enough to excite the pseudo-intellectual incel portion of the base that likes to cosplay as Caesar Augustus.
  20. I also am a map nerd.
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