April 2, 2025, 4:03 p.m. ET2 minutes ago
Zolan Kanno-Youngs
Reporting from the Rose Garden
Howard Lutnick, the commerce secretary, just entered the Rose Garden carrying a large poster board. He looked quite giddy for Trump’s tariffs event.
Lol good one. They'd be treated like The Phillipines were after the Spanish-American War.
A colony in everything but name where its population weren't allowed to vote in American elections, a trial by jury, or the ability to travel to the mainland once enough people complained about these "foreigners" taking their jobs.
Be prepared to argue about "noncitizen nationals" like it's 1900 again.
It's really hard to predict future historiogrphical trends based upon the here and now, especially as historians use their own biases in the future in those trends. Having said that, I bet we see these as examples to how American exceptionalism brushed aside any worries in a "it couldn't happen here" hubris that ultimately led to Trumpism's rise after Biden.
3 wins in a raw including one at LAFC and another at St Louis? Wow, also first ever wins against all 3 of them right right? (San Diego is cheating in that one)
Man all that traitorous dictator stuff is a nothing burger for the TexAgs crew but anyone who is a good bull old ag that lives to yell "UNCOVER!" at the 2%ers has themselves quite the predicament.
Whoop!