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SimonBolivar

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  1. Was the Trump hat/shirt/pant combo that gave it away? Or was it the fact that we had to move a 25-year-old girl to the back because they stare, drool, and generally creep people the fuck out.
  2. It's worse than assisted living. A good chunk of the people that still "need" to go to the bank everyday are older people getting SSA deposits. The vast majority of our in person transaction occur on the 1st, 3rd, 3rd Wednesday, and any other day where Social Security hits. A much larger % than you would imagine are living paycheck to paycheck on those deposits. We'd have the largest car lot in town, full of repos, if a cut or freeze lasted more than 2 months.
  3. I swear their mindset is exactly the same as pre-Grange, pre-populism farmers that would go around talking constantly about how they'd rather die than get a handout from the government. They have zero interest in thinking beyond their own fat white bodies.
  4. Fuck that, give me full integration back into the Empire and I'll support the red coats and then be forced into exile in London at the end of the war.
  5. Good job peeps.
  6. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/us-border-canada-quebec-stanstead-library-1.7489528
  7. Yeah, your example seemed quaint to me as a banker in McLennan County. I had someone tell me in the last 5 years that white people shouldn't be marrying black people. Trump shit is just a normal day.
  8. Well free in that they'll be required to purchase them through the new Trump Auto Financing Bank with a low low APR of 17.99%.
  9. We're going to replace Taco Tuesday with Tater Tot Tuesday.
  10. Well at least they're working on important projects. Fucking hell
  11. All depends on the draw of course but out of the group would be a W. BTW Chile's continuing fall is amazing with another loss tonight. All the "minor" CONMEBOL teams are clowning them.
  12. Reminded me of an Austin FC game.
  13. Sargent in Championship form finally.
  14. Univision, but yeah not good for the federation
  15. Currently watching Greece and Scotland on Vix with only stadium sounds. Pretty good afternoon.
  16. The Des Moines Menace team that just beat SKCII in The US Open I watched the game, and it looked cold as hell. SKCII should have won, but it'll be fun to watch them again in the next round.
  17. USL did announce that they voted to go Pro/Reg and I think they want it to start by 2028.
  18. My sister hit a troubled 13-year-old that suddenly ran on the highway after running away from home (the house was right on the highway). Tough thing to be responsible for even when it wasn't your fault and everyone every step of the way says it wasn't your fault.
  19. They grow like weeds around here. I'm constantly fighting to keep them from taking over everything. Not a bad problem for a fruit bearing plant.
  20. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Nice pull on the pod about Torres getting a call up to U-18 team. He's a lot of fun to watch on FCito.
  21. LensPure from Vancouver. Cheaper than US prices (for my brand anyway) and you don't have to have an RX if it's expired. Brands - LensPure
  22. And the thorns on dewberry plants are nasty as hell. Also we are still weeks away from dewberry season. Hell mine are just now coming out of dormancy.
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