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SimonBolivar

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  1. No no no, let them cook. President Harris should recognize that West Virginia doesn't recognize her or the authority of the United States. Pull federal funding and BUILD THE WALL.
  2. As a PTSD vet of Top Gun on the NES, too soon too soon
  3. There's nothing in the world like a USAF O5 (Ret.)
  4. We kept buckets of watery pulp in the utilidors under Epcot for Innoventions where we had a "make your own paper" station. You'd put the wet pulp on a screen, shake the water out, put it in an easy bake oven, and boom you have yourself some shitty paper that kids absolutely gave zero shits about. I think that closed down near the end of the Obama years. This country just doesn't do buckets of pulp like it used to, thanks a lot DEMONcrats.
  5. I like when I find a YGIFS post that I hadn't read yet. Even if it was only 16 words long.
  6. a two-time loser, 82-year-old DJT with mush for brains and 4 more years of silent/boomer die off is a dream for the Democratic Party. It should be our fantasy.
  7. I was talking to some Kiwis at the Huatulco airport that spent a month surfing there in a house without AC in July and they were flying to Houston for a few days before making the trek back to New Zealand. Their #1 concern was if their hotel in Houston was going to AC or not. I'm guessing that Houston was a bit different than they imagined.
  8. Meh, if I wanted to hang out with that many Canadians then I'd just go to Vancouver.
  9. Yeah but as a white man that's aging, I love dividends and won't stop annoying my wife talking about them. I should start wearing sandals with my flip flops.
  10. Imagine if big food had let her do it too. What could have been, but alas fuck...them...kids.
  11. Which is great if he loses next month. The shit show in 28 would be fantastic if he ran again.
  12. It was censored at first due to the war.
  13. I couldn't do it anymore and I realized it wasn't the right thread for that anyway.
  14. “The executive branch,” prosecutors wrote, “has no authority or function to choose the next president.” I'm excited to see how the textualists Calvinball this one.
  15. Not new but still what a stand-up guy that Trump is
  16. Like when your wife asks why her jeans don't fit anymore
  17. Fighting over PRONG HORN, that's smart.
  18. Yeah but volleyball players are more useful to the nation as an October.....SURPRISE!
  19. And how exactly does Israel, a nation of fewer than 10 million that is already fighting in two locations, take out a nation of 90 million people that is 2 countries away? Obviously, Isael could do some serious damage to the military of Iran and set them back, but they aren't taking them out.
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