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    Sheffield Wednesday is really making a run to get out. It's a big log jam down there.
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    The only good thing about Tucker's Magical Journey through the paradise that is Russia is that it reminded me that I hadn't watched Michael Palin's trips through Russia in a few years. Tucker ain't shit until he has a Lenin impersonator guide him around town.
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    That's what THEY want you to think.
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    Yeah I bet it'll turn out to be a tragic vending machine accident
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    I'm surprised that I was mildly surprised when I saw the headline. I should have expected it.
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    I'm thinking more and more every day that the Loyalist Tories were right all along.
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    Oh, definitely the Ft Worth to OKC route. Some of the best scenery in the country and when you get off, bam you're in Oklahoma!
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    That's a thing? One more thing to worry about now
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    Norwich fans love him Sargent Stats - Main Discussion - Norwich City - The Pinkun Forums
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    Noted!
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    They could put a picture of Hitler on the bag and people would still buy Doritos.
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    I've skied in 60 degree weather at Ski Santa Fe on spring break. Of course, the snow/slush would suck for experienced skiers but for a newb it was really fun to enjoy the snow in warm weather and then be in Santa Fe instead of Taos after skiing.
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    If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!
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    Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.
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    Only someone with donkey brains would do that.
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    Ohhhh defense would be cool. https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/premier-league-news-latest-live-updates/2OlSBRbiBRgd/OgFvQv0pJLw9/ Austin FC finalizing deal for Toulouse's Desler
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    What an underrated line
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    She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.
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    I was working in Orlando for a bit and there was a night where your standard loud Florida storm came through in the middle of the night that didn't even warrant a Severe Thunderstorm Warning. The next day I was talking to a family from Northern Ireland, and they told me that they were huddled together in their hotel bathroom because they thought a tornado was coming. Poor pasty bastards.
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    Glad it's coming out in the summer and not in the spring. I wouldn't want to be at the movies then leave to a "oh by the way you know how you live less than an hour from Jerrell? Well, you also have a tornado watch tomorrow."
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    All that bump did to me was make me sad that Mike Leach is still dead.
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    Yeah, it's a tough diagnosis but one you'll learn to live with. Can I interest you in a nice "45" knife set for the low low price of $59.99?

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