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    I had to have a parent teacher conference in 1st grade because I kept putting my hand under my girlfriend's butt during story time. It's not my fault she liked it.
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    Yeah but if Jeff Fisher was his coach then he'd be watching the Super Bowl after another successful 9-8 season.
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    In an effort to make you feel old, he was retired before I was born so I've only seen him in highlights and have no idea how he would react to this.
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    Man, I got prescribed some of that for a root canal and never took it because root canals are painless but did need to take some about a year later for a toothache over the weekend before going in to see the dentist and that stuff is great for a toothache.
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    Whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? Is he still with them? You don't hear much about him these days. Is he out of the loop?
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    So perfect for the halftime of a football game?
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    It doesn't matter because MAGA won't even know it happened. They aren't following Joe Biden on Twitter
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    New?
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    I'm doing a research project on the civil religious memories of deceased US presidents, and I wonder if Trump's death will outshine John Tyler's in the public imagination. Wheeling Daily Intelligencer (VA soon to be WV) 1/24/1862
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    I wasn't around back then but those helmets were fantastic.
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    Humiliating others works for Trump with Republicans so it'll probably work for Putin here too.
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    Love it
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    I dunno, a vodka filled lunch followed by watching skinny women in tights dance around sounds better than the usual 110-degree Northwest Oklahoma State game in mid-September.
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    That's probably why they like Mullin more.
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    Stupid lib, everyone knows that the University of Phoenix and Grand Canyon University provide the best educations in the country.
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    I have 9,000 posts on a sports message board for a school I didn't even attend and most of those posts are during working hours.
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    I just realized that from k-12, undergrad, and grad school I had 0 black teachers/professors.
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    There's too much economy, shut it down! For First Time in Two Decades, U.S. Buys More From Mexico Than China - The New York Times (nytimes.com)
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    They are inherently more dangerous as in characteristically they carry more danger. They don't always behave in such ways but inherently there is more danger.
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    Someone sure does think a lot of themselves.
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    I wonder how much of Fondrey, Burton, and Noel we'll see this year.
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    I've always liked his game and he's not in his 30s.
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    So it goes
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