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    Jesus Christ dude, your tab and file management has me questioning your sanity. Is that 26,900+ unread emails?
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    The credit union I work at is the largest in our area (28,000 members) and our total assets are $550,000,000. He would have 150,000,000 AFTER buying 100% of it and that's only this contract and none of his outside baseball money.
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    She's quite the looney https://copanobaypress-gallery.com/products/why-i-hate-texas-an-insiders-guide-to-everything-wrong-with-the-lone-star-state
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    It's the MAGA insistence that they are, in fact, experts about everything and that everyone that is actually an expert is evil because they disagree with me and my 150 closest friends on Facebook.
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    It's an excuse to do things that are at best, against the currently accepted historiography and at worst, ahistorical. The people that do real history, the AHA, sends letters all the time and they're ignored all the time. Here is one they sent to Texas in 2021: Here is the most damning one that they've written in my opinion on Trump's 1776 Report:
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    Amazing how God never tells any white guys to be roofers in Texas in August.
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    Is he historically literate enough to mention FDR and the need to revert the law or would it just be uneducated dictator response? I'd assume the latter, but the most shocking thing would be if he said he agreed with the two term 8-year limit. I can't imagine that coming out of his mouth.
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    Remind me never to go to Milwaukee with @Al_4_ISU. First you visit in February and now in mid-December.
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    Chewy are better than regular but the regular last longer. Of course, the only reason to buy either variant of Spree is because the store is out of Sweetarts for some reason.
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    Guyana is CONCACAF so Brazil will probably be cool with it.
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    Damn I could have sworn that he died in 2021 or 2022
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    You aren't even counting the Normangee market with non-former Texas Aggies (or whatever stupid thing their alums are called to avoid being normal) boycotting. It's going to bring the industry to its knees.
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    Counting is hard work, it's easier just to report a number and go home.
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    That video pretty much sums up everything about the United States in 2023. Some future historian will think they've hit the jackpot when they find it in 100 years.
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    Oh, I'm sure MTG will have a comprehensive plan for allowing immigrants into the country to fill thes.....I can't even finish the sentence.
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    I thought this said slackers at first and I was left wondering what I had done.
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    Or more possibly
  18. SimonBolivar
    How many times do you normally eat in a day?
  19. SimonBolivar
    Ah yeah we have a tiny long hair that doesn't shed much so we can run it all over the kitchen, dining, and living room and it won't fill up in a day.
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    Am I the only one who prefers that my robot doesn't self-empty? I, sadly, enjoy opening it up after it runs and seeing how well it did.
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    Accident? I guarantee you some incel has plans that are fully intentional.
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    It just looks like Elon
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    At the FI I work at our money orders go up to $1,000 so we'd be looking at 40,000 money orders. He's the perfect demographic for wanting 40,000 money orders and holding up the line as he complains loudly to anyone that will listen that you can't trust the water company with a check and refuses to get online banking.
  24. SimonBolivar
    "Have you never made a woman cum? Vote Republican!"
  25. SimonBolivar
    Men are a special breed when it comes to woman issues. I was at the store last month picking up some tampons and Pamprin for the wife on the way home from work and I had an older lady stop me and say that she was proud of me as her "husband would never be caught in public buying tampons". I bet they won't even earn their red wings either, buncha pussies. I don't know why ya'll don't overthrow us.

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