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SimonBolivar

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  1. I understand that they gave him free tickets to a future game after the game, so they really fucking hate this kid for some reason.
  2. Sounds like the start to a Stephen King novel.
  3. Don't be fatuitous, he's running this solo and will answer that cancer plea right after he gives the Aggies their national title.
  4. I hope you guys are excited for some huge realignment news I heard about today! Apparently, Austin is getting a new Arena Football League (v3.0) team next week! You'll be happy to know that they will have close rivals in *checks notes* Lake Charles, Louisiana and Odessa, Texas. There's also the Chicago Rush that play in Rockford, Il which is 75 miles from real Chicago. That gives me hope that the new Austin Wranglers will play at the Bell County Expo Center.
  5. It was weird, I'm used to giving those up not getting them!
  6. Well yeah man, we're at Luby's. I don't see Daniel Craig walking through that door.
  7. Sorry just had to bump up this glory (though you should have added a side of Mac & Cheese like a real man).
  8. Gran Hotel Ciudad de Mexico We've stayed there 3 times and loved it everytime.
  9. Thank God it isn't. My mom trying to be nice asked my wife what she wanted her to cook for Thanksgiving since we're going to a traditional one after their house and when my wife said sopes she was met by immediate silence lol. Only on the way home did I let my wife know that old white people have no idea what sopes are nor how to cook them.
  10. Then it would be just me, my wife (Hispanic), and my country club Republican parents? God at least side chick and brother can take some of that Fox News heat away from us for a couple of hours until we bounce.
  11. Thanksgiving is off to a great start! My brother is in the process of divorcing his wife of 22 years while bringing the side chick in like she's been around all the time. My other brother is a coach, so his family (only one with kids) won't be able to make it which means that it'll be just my aging parents, my wife, me, my brother, and his side chick that he's been cheating on his wife with for a totally not awkward and weird Thanksgiving. I promise to never to complain about leaving early to get to my in-laws' house ever again. Happy Holidays Everyone!
  12. Yes very much so even if TCU does win it 9 times out of 10. KillerFrog's Baylor thread is at over 1900 pages now. https://forum.killerfrogs.com/index.php?threads/baylortears.186817/
  13. I don't know what ya'll are complaining about. We still get to lose to TCU every year.
  14. Trump should steal his "It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word" next time people make fun of his spelling. His rubes would eat it up as much as Jackson's rubes did. There'd be Walmart scooter patrons in shirts and bumper stickers on F350s the very next day.
  15. Visiting The Hermitage in Nashville on a hot day in 2019 was quite the trip. At the entrance they had a "save the $20" where you could donate to the cause to maintain Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. After that you can walk right over to look into the hot stuffy dirt floored slave quarters where families were packed in as they could gaze upon the huge relatively comfortable mansion that Jackson had built. Civil religion is a hell of a drug.
  16. You are missing out man! There's been a big battle between historians on the end date or possible extension of Reconstruction into the Gilded Age based on historiographical points of view. I think ESPN is going to show some of the speeches at AHA Annual Meeting next year!
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