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    I don't and we'll have chaos again when we can't fund the government in 3 weeks.
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    Is 9 points in 5 games good?
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    Dude knocked himself out
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    Everyone rehired!
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    So... Jozy? Rudy Gestede
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    Our long national nightmare is over, but don't worry it'll be back in March to miss the playoffs again.
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    And the 3 shorties matter 0% since they're Eastern Conference. What a game!
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    Jesus tapdancing Christ
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    Tha fuck PP
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    Captain!
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    That was gross
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    Poo, fun gane
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    And that's 2!
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    Yeah im cool with whatever line Wyatt is on today.
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    Manjack is such an odd looking player but he can play.
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    I watched a lot of their game vs Carolina. They were not bad at all.
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    Weird that my version of https://www.foxnews.com/ Has 0 stories of the developments in the Fulton case. I guess the talking points are still TBD with so much going on in the news right now.
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    Yeah but we're weird
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    UNO also technically gives out degrees.
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    What's our current record for non-Jordan R votes in previous two rounds? 22?
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    My CEO came into my office yesterday and said that Israel should kill everyone that considers themselves Palestinian. I asked if he meant Hamas and he said "no, all Palestinians", so...
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    Don't be an idiot, my mom says they're amazing.
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    Pretty soon it'll be the only option left. I was at a chamber of commerce event a few weeks back with 40 other people and I was the only one to open the gallon of "unsweet" tea as everyone else destroyed gallons of Bush's sweet tea. I need to find a way to make money off of the beetus.
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    Right but does it taste different than what @Texzilla58 is missing?

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