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SimonBolivar

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  1. Getting paid either way! However, I don't think he's fired at 7-5 which feels about right.
  2. It's what we always do, even with one of the best punters.
  3. Punting on 4th and 1 from your own 45 has become weird to see in CFB.
  4. UNC fumbling on the first play was a nice touch.
  5. We talk about this yet? Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/us/bible-public-school-curriculum-texas.html?unlocked_article_code=1.uU8.YOHu.eMlg7jJCEfFY&smid=url-share
  6. My dad feeds his chickens their own eggs, just cracks them in front of them right from the nest. It's perverse!
  7. Dad said the Fried Chicken at Westphalia was on point this year.
  8. My wife told me that they're allowing people on the pyramids again, but she lies a lot.
  9. Wait can you be so into cultural relativism that you become ethnocentric again?
  10. Well of course quite a bit of the Anti-Aranda group is anti-anyone that isn't Art Briles.
  11. There's serious restlessness in the fanbase with Aranda and I just don't get it. 8-1 in last 9 B12 games, high flying offense, wins in the last game against all of Tech, TCU, SMU, and UH. Sure, the defense sucks and Aranda says weird shit, but what more could we possibly want as a mid-tier program that isn't spending Tech like money on NIL?
  12. "Triple D dad says hello" sounds like a greeting at a glory hole.
  13. Yeah but all that soy will make you gay....wait.
  14. Is it really a humblebrag if I waste my youth talking about @Brisketexan's shart calendar?
  15. Dude, I remember having the exact same thought but for some reason it always involved playing ping pong on a white cloud for eternity.
  16. My first acceptance was Alabama, and I remember carrying around my acceptance letter for a week or so because I was so excited to just get in somewhere.
  17. Wife is in year 6 of teaching and she's on her 6th change in curriculum (she's self-contained so one year it might be math that changes then one year it might ELAR). The worst part is that you can never reuse your lesson plans, so she feels like a new teacher every single year.
  18. Over Christmas break a few years ago, I had a root canal go bad and had a scheduled visit with an endodontist the week after the break to try to redo it and save the tooth. Well, the week wore on and my antibiotics script ran out and my dentist's office was closed, so I visited a chain dental place that happened to be open to see if they could renew my antibiotics for the week. The dentist there told me that going to the endodontist was a waste of time and that she could pull the tooth now and start the implant process for the low low cost of $5,000. I declined and after some pressure they gave me the antibiotic and sure enough the endodontist, a former Army dentist, fixed it right up in like an hour for a $50 copay.
  19. Absolutely love reading the annotations. At Baylor we had to read this version to better understand the historical context, but of course being an 18-year-old, I blew it off. I do remember it knocking the socks off of many a freshman in the first few weeks of the mandatory Christian Scriptures class. 'Tis the season
  20. I did the same about a year ago. I remember thinking it was fantastic around 2000 or so and now it seems barely edible. Did it really go downhill or is just that I'm 36 and not 13 anymore?
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