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  1. SimonBolivar
    I'm amazed that Isreal had no idea a sneak attack of this magnitude was going to happen. This is one big ass intelligence failure.
  2. SimonBolivar
    This reminds me of a run in I had with a dude this week. He's coming to get a loan and just bullshitting around as normally occurs in that situation and states "us country Southern boys are just friendlier" as they've said for generations. In the next sentence he breaks out the "I'm not going to try and Jew him or anything". The best part is if I had brought that slur to his attention he wouldn't have seen any way the two sentences worked against each other.
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    My wife asked me why I was laughing so hard.
  4. SimonBolivar
    I thought hornfans died like 10 years ago?
  5. SimonBolivar
    Yes because people are called peekaboos all the time.
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    I'm a multiple road game a year fan and even I find myself not tuning in every game due to performance and not wanting to open the AppleTV app on the Roku.
  7. SimonBolivar
    At least $50M of the $45.5M
  8. SimonBolivar
    A master at Eddie Haskell style shit-housery except with thinly vieled racism. "Gee, what did I say that was racist?"
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    This is weird
  10. SimonBolivar
    Southwest BC is dreary in the winter but it isn't "Oh look snow again" winter.
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    Austin FC

    SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    Let's find a new, interesting way to lose.
  12. SimonBolivar
    I want to get tickets for Montevideo for a trial run on our retirement plans. I haven't told my wife we're retiring to Latin America yet y se va con el nopal en la frente. It should be a great time.
  13. SimonBolivar
    Is your friend an anthropologist? If so you can't deprive him of the experience.
  14. SimonBolivar
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/04/world/europe/moldova-gagauz-languages-soviet-union.html
  15. SimonBolivar
    What R is going to vote against him publicly?
  16. SimonBolivar
    Y'all are hilarious. Those of us on this board from Texas will be executed long before Trump kicks the bucket.
  17. SimonBolivar
    I thought that was a Meatwad logo on his shirt at first. It would've fit
  18. SimonBolivar
    Down goes Indy, so boom tied for 1st (with the entire division but still).
  19. SimonBolivar
    Well, well, well .500 football and either tied for first or a game back if the Rams finish their choke.
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    Beautiful
  21. SimonBolivar
    Clutch td!!!
  22. SimonBolivar
    I probably take the 3 there against shitty Pickett, but it was only a yard.
  23. SimonBolivar
    This team has a spirit that makes you care about them whether they're 10-7 or 5-12.
  24. SimonBolivar
    Yeah I watched it. I wish they'd just put a team in London already. Love me some Sunday morning football, but it really just opens up another single game window where you can watch players like Robinson and Lawrence play when you normally get to see them like 3 times a year.
  25. SimonBolivar
    I don't hate these helmets but I do hate them with a jersey that is a different shade of red from the helmet.

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