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SimonBolivar

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Wonder what happens to this place I would not want to be in charge of cleanup, "Has anyone seen the alligators?"
  2. Twitter was cool when I followed a bunch of historians and museums to keep up with historiographical trends. That kind of curated experience is really what it was best at doing for people. When that kind of thing ended due to algorithm changes and people leaving the platform it made it pointless.
  3. I thought I was on the hurricane thread and got really excited thinking that he was going to play a round in the Tampa area on Wednesday.
  4. Seems like most of the models think it'll still be a 4 when it lands.
  5. Hell I can't even sell it in Central Texas right now.
  6. I live in suburban McLennan County. I'm going to back up that line so much that they're going to have to call in a taco truck with undocumented workers. At least they'll get one more decent meal before they throw out everything with flavor.
  7. No no no, let them cook. President Harris should recognize that West Virginia doesn't recognize her or the authority of the United States. Pull federal funding and BUILD THE WALL.
  8. As a PTSD vet of Top Gun on the NES, too soon too soon
  9. We kept buckets of watery pulp in the utilidors under Epcot for Innoventions where we had a "make your own paper" station. You'd put the wet pulp on a screen, shake the water out, put it in an easy bake oven, and boom you have yourself some shitty paper that kids absolutely gave zero shits about. I think that closed down near the end of the Obama years. This country just doesn't do buckets of pulp like it used to, thanks a lot DEMONcrats.
  10. I like when I find a YGIFS post that I hadn't read yet. Even if it was only 16 words long.
  11. a two-time loser, 82-year-old DJT with mush for brains and 4 more years of silent/boomer die off is a dream for the Democratic Party. It should be our fantasy.
  12. I was talking to some Kiwis at the Huatulco airport that spent a month surfing there in a house without AC in July and they were flying to Houston for a few days before making the trek back to New Zealand. Their #1 concern was if their hotel in Houston was going to AC or not. I'm guessing that Houston was a bit different than they imagined.
  13. Meh, if I wanted to hang out with that many Canadians then I'd just go to Vancouver.
  14. Yeah but as a white man that's aging, I love dividends and won't stop annoying my wife talking about them. I should start wearing sandals with my flip flops.
  15. Imagine if big food had let her do it too. What could have been, but alas fuck...them...kids.
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