Spindletop

I posted this in the A&M thread on the Football board. Reposting here for people's reference: I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with: 1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter 1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason 1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris 2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason 2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason 2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury) 2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury) 2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill 2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter 2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason 2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason 2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy) 2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?) 2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs 2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury) 2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman 2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with: 1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter 1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason 1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris 2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason 2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason 2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury) 2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury) 2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill 2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter 2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason 2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason 2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy) 2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?) 2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs 2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury) 2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman 2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

Penis?

I still give it to Fran. So many gems from those years--hold the rope, secret newsletters, Wednesday Weekly with Bill Byrne, 77-0, Listeater, the Real Deal, it goes on. And Texas won a Rose Bowl and a national championship, both on final drives, during Fran's reign as well.

Which one is Gap Kid?

Or

This might be the greatest Texags post I have ever seen (emphasis mine). I can't stop laughing. TY BornAndRaised, you are doing God's work.

We had a coach who was a member of Mensa. Under him we won a national championship sucked ass. I expect the same for A&M. Except, our version of sucking ass is 8-4 while theirs is 77-0.

The Elk is hoovering up talent, you stupid sip

Wow. The only positive thing I can say is that Liucci knows his audience. If he is setting them up for 10-2, the aggy screenshot threads this season will be majestic.

I agree with this--I think the biggest differentiator will be development. Since everyone is now up-front about the money, it'll be about who can develop a player into a potential draft pick. Especially as some programs (like Texas) have a larger share of transfers as part of the 85-man roster that are poached from other programs.

NCAA rules don't allow NIL to be used in recruiting? What does that mean? Coaches can't discuss potential NIL payments with prospects? What is the "within-the-rules" version of this? The coaching staff tells the NIL groups which players they want, the NIL groups talk to the parents or agent, and the parents/agent relay the NIL offer to the player simultaneously with the scholarship offer? Some of this is baffling. Welcome to the NCAA, I suppose.

We are getting Evans Coaching staff stability, on-field performance and recruiting momentum are all in the shitter at A&M. Errbody

Not quite. Elko/Bjork have yet to reach the towering heights of 27-25 and 77-0. I think they can get there.