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Chances are they've lost another submarine wide receiver since you last hit F5

- Yell leaders - Reveille - The Corps - Only Texas school in the SEC - Small town feel with 70,000 students on campus - Consistent 8-4 performance - Maroon carrots - Jizz jars

It is unbelievable to me that they are already talking about firing Elko. I thought they would do much worse than 8-4 given the roster turnover they had. Not to mention, residual buyout payments for Jimbo AND Elko, and salary for a new coach, and NIL?

There must be something in the water in College Station.

A&M and benching senior quarterbacks A&M and making decisions based on optics A&M and losing to Texas

Probably written by AI.

This sounds hilarious, what's the story behind fighting in a Home Depot parking lot?

Neither team wanted one, neither team got one. Advantage: A&M

I posted this in the A&M thread on the Football board. Reposting here for people's reference: I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with: 1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter 1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason 1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris 2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason 2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason 2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury) 2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury) 2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill 2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter 2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason 2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason 2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy) 2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?) 2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs 2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury) 2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman 2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with: 1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter 1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason 1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris 2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason 2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason 2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury) 2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury) 2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill 2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter 2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason 2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason 2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy) 2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?) 2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs 2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury) 2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman 2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

Penis?

I still give it to Fran. So many gems from those years--hold the rope, secret newsletters, Wednesday Weekly with Bill Byrne, 77-0, Listeater, the Real Deal, it goes on. And Texas won a Rose Bowl and a national championship, both on final drives, during Fran's reign as well.

Which one is Gap Kid?

Or

This might be the greatest Texags post I have ever seen (emphasis mine). I can't stop laughing. TY BornAndRaised, you are doing God's work.

We had a coach who was a member of Mensa. Under him we won a national championship sucked ass. I expect the same for A&M. Except, our version of sucking ass is 8-4 while theirs is 77-0.

The Elk is hoovering up talent, you stupid sip

Wow. The only positive thing I can say is that Liucci knows his audience. If he is setting them up for 10-2, the aggy screenshot threads this season will be majestic.

I agree with this--I think the biggest differentiator will be development. Since everyone is now up-front about the money, it'll be about who can develop a player into a potential draft pick. Especially as some programs (like Texas) have a larger share of transfers as part of the 85-man roster that are poached from other programs.

NCAA rules don't allow NIL to be used in recruiting? What does that mean? Coaches can't discuss potential NIL payments with prospects? What is the "within-the-rules" version of this? The coaching staff tells the NIL groups which players they want, the NIL groups talk to the parents or agent, and the parents/agent relay the NIL offer to the player simultaneously with the scholarship offer? Some of this is baffling. Welcome to the NCAA, I suppose.

We are getting Evans Coaching staff stability, on-field performance and recruiting momentum are all in the shitter at A&M. Errbody

Not quite. Elko/Bjork have yet to reach the towering heights of 27-25 and 77-0. I think they can get there.

If this season has taught us anything, it's that whenever we think that A&M couldn't get any worse in their stupidity and decision-making process, they prove us wrong. Just wait until Elko starts announcing a bunch of Shawn Watson-tier hires.

Game-winning TD? I think it's more likely we blow them out 77-0 than it being a one-score game. Their program is circling the toilet right now.