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MIkeHoncho

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  1. 4 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

    Shadeur is a total piece of shit. He got his asshole packed by an average Nebraska team.  His dad is a carnival barker and his kids suck.  I hope no NFL teams waste a pick on that fucking loser.

    As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I just know Jerry Jones will pick him in the first round.  Fuck. 

  2. Just now, boilerhorn said:

    Does CU have someone on staff to carry Travis Hunter’s helmet for him on the way to the locker room?

    They should.  They way overuse the only legit player on that team.  He's a legit badass, just poor decision to link himself to prime. 

  3. Rhule @ Nebraska is gonna be a problem for the Big 10.   I'm thinking they kept some receipts after the sanders' faux outrage at the end of last year's game. 

    "they made it personal".   Personal is taking the corn cobs up the ass.  How is Shadur considered a good qb? 

  4. Just to get out in front of it...

    Spoiler

    **An Open Letter from a McNeese State Fan: A Big Merci Beaucoup to Texas A&M**

    Cher Aggies,

    Well now, I ain’t much for long-winded talkin’, but let me tell y’all, I been a McNeese State fan all my life, sha. I done traveled to plenty games, met all sorts of folks, and I thought I’d seen just about everything. But nothin', and I mean *nothin'*, could’ve prepared me for the welcome we got down in College Station on Sept. 7, 2024. Y’all didn’t just treat us like visitors—you treated us like family, mais!

    Now, we mighta been a lil’ turned around at first, tryin' to find our way to that big ol' Kyle Field. But I swear, all it took was askin’ one friendly Aggie, and boom, before we knew it, we were headed in the right direction faster than a crawfish on a hot sidewalk. Every single Aggie we met was just as nice, stoppin' whatever they were doin’ to make sure we were good. It felt like we had long-lost cousins waitin’ for us around every corner!

    And let me tell ya, that tailgatin’? Ooooh-wee, I ain't never seen nothin' like it. We showed up in our McNeese State blue and gold, but y’all didn’t care a lick! “Y’all hungry? Come on, grab a plate, grab a drink!” And cher, y’all fed us somethin' fierce—brisket, sausage, jambalaya that’d make ya wanna slap ya momma. I thought I was back in Lake Charles, the way y’all were treatin’ us. And them drinks? Let’s just say y’all know how to keep a guest happy, that’s for sure! If we weren’t careful, we’d have been rollin' into that stadium, bellies full and cups never empty.

    Then we walked into Kyle Field. *Lawd have mercy.* That place ain’t just big—it’s *grand*. We were standin’ there with our jaws on the floor, takin' it all in like country folk in the big city for the first time. And when that Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band hit the field? Cher, it was like thunder in the bayou! I ain’t never heard a band like that, not even close. The whole thing rattled right down to our bones. And them military folks, marchin’ all serious and salutin’ like they mean business—y’all sure know how to put on a show.

    Now, I gotta talk about them milkman cheerleaders. I didn’t know what to expect, but it wasn’t them fellas all dressed up, hollerin’ and shoutin’ like they were commandin’ a cos-play army. I reckon they could yell a herd of cattle across the prairie if they wanted to. They sure got some spirit, I’ll give 'em that.

    But the best part of the whole day? It wasn’t the game, or the band, or even that big ol’ stadium. It was the people. From the moment we set foot in Aggieland, y’all treated us like we were part of the family. We must’ve shook "hands" with half of College Station (oh, them handjobs were plentiful, you bet), and everywhere we turned, someone was lookin' out for us. By the time we were headin' out, I turned to my buddies and said, “You know, if I ever gotta root for somebody other than McNeese, it’s gonna be them Aggies.”

    Oh, and before I forget, I gotta say this. Y’all were a whole lot better than them “tu” folks we ran into down in Austin. Lawd, they were rude as a gator in a chicken coop. I sure hope y’all beat the heck outta ‘em next time. They got nothin' on the good-hearted folks down in Aggieland!

    So, Aggies, y’all earned yourselves a special place in this McNeese fan’s heart. And when y’all make your way down to Lake Charles, we’re gonna do our best to show y’all the same love and hospitality you gave us. Until then, just know you got some friends in Cowboy country.

    Merci beaucoup, and Gig ’em—right behind “Go Pokes,” of course!

    Sincerely,  
    A Thankful McNeese State Fan

     

  5. 3 hours ago, nnm said:

    Caption:

    1)”I have no idea what I’m doing!”

    2)”I made a huge mistake!”

    3)”I don’t get paid enough for this!”

    4) [your contribution]
    IMG_3784.gif.93a65278bbed1b6ba017b0c35081d941.gif

    I can't stop seeing the dude behind him yelling, "stop, stop"  like Elko is walking toward a truck full of fudge. 

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