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Posts posted by MIkeHoncho
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8 minutes ago, Bigjohns97 said:
I agree this monkey-gate thing is the icing on the cake,
Bullshit. This monkey event is what will galvanize the team. Make them realize the world is really all against them. Bring them together to embrace the dark side. We are ALL Team Monkey now!!! Let's go fling some monkey poop all over ISU at their place.
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This has to be used in the recruiting pitch doesn't it? I mean, if we get the 5*s and start winning at a high level, can you imagine the 30 for 30? "Strippers, Monkey's and 5*'s - What's going down in the ATX" It could be a freaking mini-series. Bring in the Minister of Culture to chant, Ricky to talk meta-physics, Colt & Jordan to demonstrate fly fishing and throwing footballs to boats, VY just making random appearances in the background with the NC trophy like gold-bug in the Richard Scarry children's books, and Craig Way to narrate it all. I'm sure there would be a way to work in some weird shit DJ, Earl, and Earl Thomas are doing. Maybe have them all cram into one of Huffy's sports cars and pile out at the end.
There is something here for EVERYONE!!!
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On 10/31/2021 at 11:42 AM, Js1 said:
Doesn’t seem like we’ll be in the SEC until 2023
So you're saying we can still win the conference on our way out the door.
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31 minutes ago, Snacks said:we'll have created an escape goat
Like this one:
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17 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
its kind of like the old RB adage but applied to a coach.
give him a 4 win roster and Steve will get you 7.
give him a 10 win roster and Steve will get you 7
When has he had a 10 win roster?
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On 10/28/2021 at 2:13 AM, Napoleon said:
chilled squirrel-brain soup”
band name?
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well, there are 10 teams in the big 12, so saying it is #3 of those 10 is the same as saying it is top 3. and FCB, and now FDD for trying to defend FCB.
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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:
Not a damn one has done a thing to fix it or change it either.Not saying you are one, but a lot on this board were crying about Alfred Collins not playing. Maybe he was one of the most egregious in displaying a shitty attitude and Sark and crew were trying to change the culture. I guess they could have said he was benched for acting like an entitled pussy, the team and recruits might have been negatively impacted, but hey - everyone on Surly would have known what was going on. Except the ones who just knew he was lying about it.
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2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:
Word is our man baby idiot BMD Cody Campbell is pushing hard for Briles. If that happens I am 100% done supporting Tech football, forever.
I could totally see it being tape fingers with daddy as an "analyst" on staff.
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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
What is Mike Sherman up to today? He has a pretty good eye for OL.
This please. If Sark is really following the Saban model, he needs to sign this guy as the highest paid analyst of all time.
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I just fucking love this place.
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"these fucking coaches are stupid. It is obvious we just need to put our best players on the field and they refuse to do so" (Josh Moore drops a pass)
"Why the fuck is Josh Moore in the game? We need someone who can catch the damn ball" (Kai Money catches pass, fails to break a tackle)
"why the fuck is Kai Money in the game? Those dumb-ass coaches need to get their best athletes on the field" (Jordan Wittington breaks 3 toes by stubbing them on wet grass)
"goddammit! we are china dolls! Why can't the coaches pull their heads out of their asses and realize having fast guys who can't catch and guys who are awesome but always on IR won't help us win. You need to at least get someone not the field who will catch and can stand up to an Austin breeze without breaking his clavicle" (coach looks around: "Money, you're up." Money: "fuck that shit corch. I don't think you checked with the guys on Surly. Their advise is to get JS-N from the portal yesterday and get his ass in the game!")
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1 hour ago, mdmost said:
So I guess Mike Tomlin is a no.
Now THAT is how you deny a rumor. Nice.
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Just project a hologram of the ticket holder into the seat whenever actual person gets up. C'mon CDC - make it happen.
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If not for Woodward wanting a splash hire, you could throw Jamey Chadwell into the mix. Mullets would be a hit at LSU.
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12 hours ago, Lobo said:
I didn't make it up. That's the point of my post. Every society has multiple terms for "unwritten laws of society." They literally go back to before we could even write.
You mean like "gentlemen's agreements"? Ask aggy how that worked out for them.
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1 hour ago, immamac said:
The rest of 2021 should be solely focused on recruiting and getting Bijan the Heisman.
While I wish it were different, Bijan ain't winning the Heisman this year behind this O-line. The argument will be he has disappeared in the 2nd half of some key games (thank you o-line). And unfortunately we probably drop 1 more along the way. I think the more realistic goal is to get him to NYC this year, and win it next year.
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haven't seen it mentioned, so I'll throw out Gundy. OSU getting stuck back in the Big 12. LSU gives him another shot to play with the big boys (and beat up on Texas) That fucker.
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4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:
Looking back through that list I count I think one OOS recruit and I am pretty sure he was a Strong addition to the transition class. (A. Anderson, who never amounted to anything.)
I can't recall Mack's lazy ass going out of state for ANY OL recruits during his entire tenure on the 40. Sendlein and Studdard came to him gift-wrapped, before legacy/ex-NFL parents stopped trusting our program.
This. My hope is that Sark and Flood go all-in (and bring the biggest bags) to the best OL in the country and tell any pussy ass Texas HS coach to get fucked if they don't like us going out of state for OL. So many Texas OL are still spread-passing attack only trained. Start pulling some mean mother fuckers from the rust belt.
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well, Hulu fucked me out of the last 90 seconds. But hey, I got an update on the governors race in Virginia. Oh, I live in Texas so yeah. Glad the Virginia race is what took priority.
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4 minutes ago, NAVY said:
This team will find a way to lose the bye week
after taking a big lead in week 1.
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loss entirely on the o-line. just fuck.
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fuck this shit.
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piss poor.
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brewer was wide fucking open. CT needs to look beyond his first read.
[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
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We will NEVER lose another game or recruit if the team is led out of the tunnel with this:
CDC - make it happen!!