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MIkeHoncho

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  1. First commit since the great Monkey Maiming Episode! Train is headed up and our curse is lifted. All hail GIA!!
  2. Somehow this tells me that our collective vag of an o-line is at that point in their cycle... Home team doesn't want to mess up their yellow or white unis.
  3. Any chance we can move on from Bregman? Deal him now while he still has some trade value.
  4. so does Vegas have the o/u on number of signs referencing this incident on GameDay this weekend?
  5. I'm going with "Trevor"
  6. We will NEVER lose another game or recruit if the team is led out of the tunnel with this: CDC - make it happen!!
  7. Bullshit. This monkey event is what will galvanize the team. Make them realize the world is really all against them. Bring them together to embrace the dark side. We are ALL Team Monkey now!!! Let's go fling some monkey poop all over ISU at their place.
  8. This has to be used in the recruiting pitch doesn't it? I mean, if we get the 5*s and start winning at a high level, can you imagine the 30 for 30? "Strippers, Monkey's and 5*'s - What's going down in the ATX" It could be a freaking mini-series. Bring in the Minister of Culture to chant, Ricky to talk meta-physics, Colt & Jordan to demonstrate fly fishing and throwing footballs to boats, VY just making random appearances in the background with the NC trophy like gold-bug in the Richard Scarry children's books, and Craig Way to narrate it all. I'm sure there would be a way to work in some weird shit DJ, Earl, and Earl Thomas are doing. Maybe have them all cram into one of Huffy's sports cars and pile out at the end. There is something here for EVERYONE!!!
  9. So you're saying we can still win the conference on our way out the door.
  10. Like this one:
  11. When has he had a 10 win roster?
  12. well, there are 10 teams in the big 12, so saying it is #3 of those 10 is the same as saying it is top 3. and FCB, and now FDD for trying to defend FCB.
  13. Not saying you are one, but a lot on this board were crying about Alfred Collins not playing. Maybe he was one of the most egregious in displaying a shitty attitude and Sark and crew were trying to change the culture. I guess they could have said he was benched for acting like an entitled pussy, the team and recruits might have been negatively impacted, but hey - everyone on Surly would have known what was going on. Except the ones who just knew he was lying about it.
  14. I could totally see it being tape fingers with daddy as an "analyst" on staff.
  15. This please. If Sark is really following the Saban model, he needs to sign this guy as the highest paid analyst of all time.
  16. I just fucking love this place. ================================================ "these fucking coaches are stupid. It is obvious we just need to put our best players on the field and they refuse to do so" (Josh Moore drops a pass) "Why the fuck is Josh Moore in the game? We need someone who can catch the damn ball" (Kai Money catches pass, fails to break a tackle) "why the fuck is Kai Money in the game? Those dumb-ass coaches need to get their best athletes on the field" (Jordan Wittington breaks 3 toes by stubbing them on wet grass) "goddammit! we are china dolls! Why can't the coaches pull their heads out of their asses and realize having fast guys who can't catch and guys who are awesome but always on IR won't help us win. You need to at least get someone not the field who will catch and can stand up to an Austin breeze without breaking his clavicle" (coach looks around: "Money, you're up." Money: "fuck that shit corch. I don't think you checked with the guys on Surly. Their advise is to get JS-N from the portal yesterday and get his ass in the game!")
  17. Now THAT is how you deny a rumor. Nice.
  18. Just project a hologram of the ticket holder into the seat whenever actual person gets up. C'mon CDC - make it happen.
  19. If not for Woodward wanting a splash hire, you could throw Jamey Chadwell into the mix. Mullets would be a hit at LSU.
  20. You mean like "gentlemen's agreements"? Ask aggy how that worked out for them.
  21. While I wish it were different, Bijan ain't winning the Heisman this year behind this O-line. The argument will be he has disappeared in the 2nd half of some key games (thank you o-line). And unfortunately we probably drop 1 more along the way. I think the more realistic goal is to get him to NYC this year, and win it next year.
  22. haven't seen it mentioned, so I'll throw out Gundy. OSU getting stuck back in the Big 12. LSU gives him another shot to play with the big boys (and beat up on Texas) That fucker.
  23. This. My hope is that Sark and Flood go all-in (and bring the biggest bags) to the best OL in the country and tell any pussy ass Texas HS coach to get fucked if they don't like us going out of state for OL. So many Texas OL are still spread-passing attack only trained. Start pulling some mean mother fuckers from the rust belt.
  24. well, Hulu fucked me out of the last 90 seconds. But hey, I got an update on the governors race in Virginia. Oh, I live in Texas so yeah. Glad the Virginia race is what took priority.
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