Secrant poor aggy:
“Being an aggy fan is the fricking worst.
40+ years of this bullshite mediocrity. Coach after coach, doesn't matter. Top recruiting classes, doesn't matter. Favorable schedules. Doesn't matter. A Bajillion dollar program with top facilities. Doesn't matter. We fricking suck. Today. Yesterday. And for almost 100 fricking years. We let a gimp QB run all over us, like it is 2011 and Case fricking McCoy is back. Our stupid arse coaches can't fricking figure out that running our shite RB up the middle every fricking play doesn't work. Our QB panics like a little bitch and misses open receviers all night long. And apparently our coaches are too stupid or arrogant or both to figure out 3 points is better than zero points.
frick Aggie football. frick Elmo. frick Klein. And now we get to watch our Basketball and Baseball teams disappoint like fricking clockwork. Mommas don't let your kids grow up to be fricking Aggie fans.”
Melt complete.