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South Austin

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  1. I mean, the chain of information security from 31 Flavors to Simone can't be any worse than this administration.
  2. Yeah, I remember catching these first the first time in the 90s on Comedy Central or some other cable channel. This still cracks me up:
  3. He was brilliant in Life's Too Short.
  4. You don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time, oh no.
  5. Yes, turns out that Tyler Durden was his alter ego. Sorry, did you not want the spoiler?
  6. Most recent on his resume includes being fired from Louisville, took two years off, and last season finished third in the Colonial Athletic Association. Huge, if true.
  7. This offseason blows.
  8. We can all rest easy that this combo will never happen.
  9. *downhiller
  10. Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.
  11. It makes none, but now you have gone, and you must be looking very old tonight.
  12. Whatever. $20 eggs for you, cheap stocks for me!
  13. With any luck, he’s got the grail already.
  14. Will be interesting to see which publications leave Parker Livingstone off their pre-season All-American lists.
  15. What difference does it make?
  16. Lunges and split squats wear my ass out more than most other exercises. But depending on how heavy you go, you can put some stress on your arms while holding the dumbells for 10 reps on each leg per set, or so. But it's mostly in the shoulders and traps, so the biceps might be okay. But at the very least, there are tons of bodyweight exercise to keep you in the gym while your arm recovers.
  17. He got a coach who had no legitimate interest in coaching at aggy play him for a huge pay raise, after his former basketball coach bolted following one of aggy's most successful seasons in recent memory, which included a second round bump from the tournament, all while watching his desperation baseball hire race to the bottom of the SEC, and he's had a continuous burning sensation in his urethra since moving to College Station (that last part is probably, most likely true).
  18. Until Beard chokes her.
  19. It’s not. Yes, Texas does not have a history of basketball success and alumni in the NBA on the level of a North Carolina or Kentucky. But that history is a hell of a lot better than aggy. And aggy’s athletic leadership appears to be a shitshow right now. So no, not as good a job as Texas. Edit: I missed your clarification that you were comparing to Ole Miss. carry on.
  20. But I was in the Key Club!!!
  21. It's not who it helps. It's who it hurts. Answer: The libs.
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