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South Austin

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  1. Is very bad to steal Jobu’s rum. Is very bad.
  2. And Vince.
  3. You were cooked in a skillet?
  4. So make it with heavy cream or half and half and stop being a European bitch. https://www.homesicktexan.com/king-of-casseroles-king-ranch-chicken/
  5. Yeah, that’s fantastic looking. And way to save the chicken skins.
  6. Lone Star gives me the shits. There are plenty of other cheep beers that taste better. Whataburger = McDonalds. Migas? Really??? The fact that a milquetoast dipshit like RC Slocum fawned all over Blue Bell ice cream tells you all you need to know. You could smear pecan pie all over Scarlett Johansson’s ass and I still wouldn’t . . . wait . . . okay, maybe then I’d eat pecan pie.
  7. Stop masturbating.
  8. Ranch is good. Pizza is good. I generally don't like ranch on pizza because pizza is fatty enough as it is. But, eating a pizza down to the crust, and then dipping the crust in ranch should it be available, is perfectly acceptable (unless, getting the thread back on track, you weigh 300 lbs).
  9. That's your defense of pineapple pizza?
  10. After walking back on his idiotic comments about Powell, I wonder if the market is going to continue to rise for a little while longer if everyone starts to believe that Trump is full of shit on his tariffs.
  11. Did you omit some of his article? I didn’t see a comment about Texas.
  12. And revved up like a douche.
  13. Anecdotally, one of my law partners has a sixth grader at Lamar, and he told me this morning that he just put his kid on a transfer waitlist. He's a fellow liberal and supporter of public schools, but this bullshit is too much for him to take.
  14. If hers was the party of empathy, then maybe yes.
  15. Might as well let him kick field goals.
  16. Like Kristi Noem ever tips.
  17. He’ll eventually find them.
  18. I won’t rest until Hillary is hung from a fucking yardarm.
  19. I would love it if they hold hearings.
  20. No WAY Is That The Same Actor/Actress.
  21. I started that thread on Hornfans as a response to the media fellating USC leading up to the title game. Chris Fowler actually referenced the thread during a pregame show.
  22. I'll relay this story from my divorce attorney: A long time ago he represented a guy who was convinced his wife was cheating on him, and he wanted to hire a private investigator to tail her. So the attorney arranges for a PI, and sure enough, the PI photos the wife and her high school boyfriend walking out of a hotel. The client confronts his wife with the photos, and she immediately breaks down crying, confesses, and begs for forgiveness. The client tells this to his attorney and asks, "Now what should I do?" The attorney says, "Maybe try forgiving her." The client takes his advice, and my attorney says that every year on their anniversary the client texts him to let him know that he and his wife are still married and to thank him for the advice. When my attorney told me that story he said it had been about 10 years since the affair, so that couple still kept going for a while. My attorney told me that story during my divorce in the context of reconciliation, but he didn't push it, and if you know my harrowing take from the other thread, you understand why that couldn't happen. I think a lot of divorce attorneys counsel the possibility of reconciliation, and that's a good thing. But my hunch is that very few couples stay together after one of them hires a lawyer and/or files for divorce. @hornian, any ballpark estimates on the percentage of your clients who reconcile?
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