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South Austin

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  1. Shhh, don't give Trev Alberts any ideas.
  2. RFK,Jr. is going to mandate nonpasteurized milk in all schools.
  3. European Union: We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus . . . . Trump: I'LL TAKE IT!!
  4. Listen up everybody if you want to take a chance Just get on the floor and do the tariff dance Don't worry about nothing 'cause it won't take long We're gonna put you into debt with a funky song 'Cause you gotta be Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Are you tough enough? Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Hankin' tough We're rough (rough, rough)
  5. I’ll be in my bunk.
  6. Tell them it’s named after Sara Lee.
  7. I mean, the chain of information security from 31 Flavors to Simone can't be any worse than this administration.
  8. Yeah, I remember catching these first the first time in the 90s on Comedy Central or some other cable channel. This still cracks me up:
  9. He was brilliant in Life's Too Short.
  10. You don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time, oh no.
  11. Yes, turns out that Tyler Durden was his alter ego. Sorry, did you not want the spoiler?
  12. Most recent on his resume includes being fired from Louisville, took two years off, and last season finished third in the Colonial Athletic Association. Huge, if true.
  13. This offseason blows.
  14. We can all rest easy that this combo will never happen.
  15. *downhiller
  16. Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.
  17. It makes none, but now you have gone, and you must be looking very old tonight.
  18. Whatever. $20 eggs for you, cheap stocks for me!
  19. With any luck, he’s got the grail already.
  20. Will be interesting to see which publications leave Parker Livingstone off their pre-season All-American lists.
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