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South Austin

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  1. If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.
  2. Not me. I'm still mostly getting ads for penis enlargement supplements. Wait . . . .
  3. "Little Boy Blue . . . cause Trump needed the money!!!" -- Andrew Dice Clay
  4. If Trump is still alive and functioning just enough in 2028, there's no way he's giving Ted Cruz his endorsement.
  5. Very simple and tasty Greek-style sheetpan chicken and potatoes, with lots of lemon, garlic, and oregano. Plus salet.
  6. Kash will probably forget to destroy the infamous blowjob documents and include them in a batch of releases files, and be all like . . . .
  7. The Noise is incredibly underrated. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
  8. Yep. And I'll never forgive her for harassing David Hogg just weeks after the Parkland shootings. She's still that person.
  9. I'm still optimistically thinking that the odds are greater than 0% because those currently charged with the security of the Epstein files also have an interest in self-preservation.
  10. My abs are hurting.
  11. I thought he retired a couple decades ago.
  12. She needs to channel this type of energy at the next State of the Union address:
  13. South Austin

    Burgers

    It was my first time and I’ll keep it in the rotation. Interesting group of regulars at the bar at 11am ordering their whiskey and beer chasers. Super friendly staff, quality draft selections, and a damn good burger.
  14. Doesn’t look like it, in that her district seems to love her and will probably re-elect her. The MAGAs in Wyoming turned fiercely on Cheney as I recall.
  15. I’m enjoying this furkness.
  16. Cock playing hard.
  17. South Austin

    Burgers

    Workhorse.
  18. The other day I lost out on a house in Westlake to a guy from Nicaragua who washes dishes at Chili’s.
  19. As long as we don’t play pussy today, we will be undefeated on Friday.
  20. Will Waymos fall for the banana in the tailpipe?
  21. ctj also dreams about Parker Livingstone.
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