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South Austin

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  1. There’s an antibiotic for that.
  2. More yoga pants.
  3. Sure. But they'd also look around and ask, "Why do so many black people own homes, have jobs, and vote?"
  4. Give him credit. At 79, he's apparently embracing AI technology. Unfortunately, he told Chat GPT, "Draft a dissent like it was written by Jesse Watters."
  5. Holy shit, Jerry Smith is a Trumper boomer whiney little bitch.
  6. It is yet undetermined the quantity of bags consumed. And we know Trump hates Jesus. But does he also hate puppies? I have yet to see confirmed evidence of this. Yes, I know he appointed Kristi Noem, but there's plausible deniability that he had prior knowledge she's a dog killer.
  7. If you're arguing that Donald Trump is worse than Bob Stoops, I'm just not there yet.
  8. So on the subject of potential scrubbing/destruction of Epstein files to remove Trump’s name: Presumably a Democratic administration DOJ has access to these same files at some point during the Biden presidency. If Trump’s name is in the files, but his name shows up nowhere in the released files, wouldn’t some Biden-era DOJ lawyer or investigator blab to the press that Trump in fact is in the files?
  9. We’d never hear the end from them in the afterlife.
  10. With an autopen.
  11. Hey, sometimes a hair net can make a woman uncontrollably horny.
  12. Pretty sure he’s going to do what he wants.
  13. Really good shit. I didn't know much of Jeff Brown when he was at the Texas Supreme Court except for running into him at social functions, and he was a nice enough guy. Like all the judges who run for or are appointed to that high court, he seemed like a political creature as much as the next Texas Republican. But I never got a huge MAGA vibe from him. I'm guessing Trump, who appointed him to the federal bench, will write a scathing middle-of-the-night all-caps tweet attacking him as "the worst judge."
  14. Dismemberment happens.
  15. Here's the basics for 4 thighs (I doubled): Start with making a paste on a large sheetpan that includes peeled rinds from two lemons (reserving juice from the lemons), 1 tbsp. salt, 8 smashed garlic cloves, 1/4 cup of olive oil, 1.5 tbsp oregano, 1.5 tbsp coriander, and 1 tsp crushed red pepper. Toss with chicken thighs and 1.5 lbs fingerling potatoes sliced lengthwise. Arrange in a single layer, chicken side up, and roast on 400 for 50-60 minutes until chicken skin is crisp and golden brown. After removing from oven, put chicken and potatoes on serving platter. Pour reserved juice from the two lemons onto sheet pan, stirring with a spatula to scrape up the brown bits, and then pour it all over the chicken and potatoes. Sprinkle feta and parsley on top.
  16. Okay, let's workshop this plan: The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance." Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama: "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare. I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President. Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer. Whaddyu got for us?" United Healthcare: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  17. She did indeed start the fire, but she's trying to fight it.
  18. Has he also looked at Appalachian State? I have no idea how those schools compare other than geographical setting. But one of my best high school friends went there and loved it.
  19. It didn't really move the needle for the MAGA base. It may have been just a tester from Trump to see what reaction the move might provoke, as he considers giving her a pardon.
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