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South Austin

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  1. Don’t be silly. He spends all his free time on Surly.
  2. Her name was Stephanie. Raleigh, North Carolina. September 1993.
  3. Really, that's probably their best option at this point. And he can say the word "family" like the normal asshole he is.
  4. I think I lost my virginity to a girl who felt sorry for me.
  5. To be fair to Helobious, it's more relevant than Eric Estrada.
  6. Are you talking about "forever" in dog years?
  7. Eh, Klein as the aggy OC never really worried me. They might luck into an improvement.
  8. No Bob Cole, please.
  9. Pretty sure MAGA discredited George Will years ago. He's too much of an intellectual RINO.
  10. I’m writing a letter!!!’
  11. I wouldn't be surprised if he woke up, forgot what year it was, and referred to him as Little Marco.
  12. Yep. It's a huge fucking difference in the CFP committee's perception of Ole Miss as a playoff team. They might not go far without Kiffin at the helm, but their odds are a hell of a lot better with at least Weiss calling the plays. Ole Miss is in.
  13. Pretty sure BYU would hire a Scientologist.
  14. William F. Buckley, Jr. has never been in my kitchen.
  15. I thought that maybe a party in a suite hired the mariachi band to play for someone as a birthday surprise, and then they told the band, "Hey, there's a big football game going on out there. Want to play for the crowd during a break?"
  16. Weird. My wife asks me that all the time.
  17. Though I was far from objective, I had no problem with FSU getting left out. At the time, only four teams got a shot at the playoffs, and giving FSU one of those because of a 13-0 team that clearly did not reflect the strength of the team at the end of the season would have been a waste. The Texas/Washington and Michigan/Bama semi games were both competitive right to the end. If FSU got the nod over either Texas or Bama, the semis would have been a snooze fest. That's not what the playoff committee is trying to produce.
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