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South Austin

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  1. When I walk past the chip aisle and see a new specialty flavor of the HEB brand chips, they usually entice my palate. But usually they all end up tasting like a slight variation of the same salt-forward dusted flavored chip. I say that, and its Memorial Day weekend, so I'm probably going to pick up one or both of those bags and eat the whole goddamned thing.
  2. I read that a few years ago, and one read is enough. It was gut-wrenching.
  3. See David Chappelle at #19022.
  4. Cleetus, in Moulton, Alabama, who wants to leave his job stocking the local grocery story to assemble iPhones in the factory soon to be built in Birmingham.
  5. Appropriate . . .
  6. Gweneth Paltrow seems like marriage material if all she does is have sex and never talks.
  7. I could go for some Chili's right now.
  8. Shhhhh . . . let's make them think we do.
  9. I could learn to like Suaasat.
  10. Victoria on Memorial Day? Your parents must’ve been rich.
  11. Narrator: Ho is a bitch.
  12. I was in New York last summer and the scooters there are terrible.
  13. Loved Cheers growing up. All of the characters, including Norm, were lovably flawed and hilarious. George Wendt gave a ton of people joy and laughter with his perforformance. Also, Wendt was 33 or 34 years old when he started playing Norm.
  14. Not a First Amendment lawyer, but I believe if a news outlet merely reports on her accusations and provides factual background without any independent allegations, any defamation claim arising from that is pretty weak.
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