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Your weight in the 2024 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread. You’re rounding down. And you know it.

It's a shame that Gardner never bloomed. I'll show myself out.

You should. It's a great program. Yeah, you don't make money. But it's a significant part of the collective Longhorn NIL efforts that keep our program competitive.

I'm not saying the Arab American vote was any deciding factor in the election. But for people like this fuckstick to spike the football for Gaza today is truly mind bottling. It's not that far from the undocumented illegal working a construction site in Texas high-fiving his coworkers this morning screaming, "Viva Donel!"

Just ponied up for the annual, my friend. Sorry you're getting the blowback. Not cool.

Tell him about which part? That Israel now has the green light to turn its military aggression toward Gaza up to 11? Or that by calling the sitting U.S Vice President a "bitch" on your social media blast you're providing more evidence to those who say your demographic's position in this election lacks any rational thought?

I don’t think it’s the answer at all. As I’ve opined, it wouldn’t have mattered which candidate ran after Biden dropped out (and it wouldn’t have mattered if Biden stayed in the race). A huge chunk of the electorate who decided the election simply looked at their own situation and said, “Shit’s more expensive for me than it was a couple years ago, and I just think the other party can make it a little better.”

I’m traveling to El Paso today for a big hearing tomorrow (“He’s arguing, he’s making an argument”), and I heard a guy on NPR this morning doing a post mortem of Texas say that El Paso Democratic turnout was down and support for R’s was up. I’m going to ask my local counsel what the fuck is up with that.

You’re a fucking pansy for asking that.

I don’t think the VP pick mattered one bit. So far for me, an NPR commentator said it best. It was a vibe or feeling election, but not like we thought. A lot of Trump voters who were polled expressed nothing more than a “feeling” that a Trump presidency would bring change. For the past two years they’ve felt the difficulty in buying homes, cars, groceries, and other items, and simply felt like a vote for the other party would be the best way to somehow change that, without any ability to articulate something they’ve heard from Trump that would specifically bring about that change. They don’t even understand the tariff argument. And some said they didn’t even believe the no-tax-tips thing. The voters who swung for Trump simply looked at their own personal financial situation, felt a pinch over the past couple years, and felt like putting the other party in power could change that. For those voters, if it was the other way around and a Republican was the incumbent, they would’ve voted for the other guy. Beshear or Shapiro wouldn’t have changed that.

Shit, should I ask Helobious?

Flavor is fine. Consistency a little like cardboard.

At least on Saturday Quinn Ewers will show us he’s back to his A game and will lead Texas to the championship, right? . . . Right?

Hanging on with the fingertips.

Is Wisconsin pulling a Brett Favre? The fuck?

What person under 25 can legibly sign their name?

Chili’s is awful.

I can fap to this, but running out of lotion.

Last NC dump not great overall, but didn’t see a county-specific report.

I’m just going to randomly piss on a Florida fan this Saturday.

Getting drunk real quick here, guys.

Eat more fiber.

Too early to be a pussy.