South Austin

I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.

I see. Well, tell her anyway and maybe she'll peg you. We won't judge.

That's where you're doing it wrong. Tell your wife you voted for Kamala and the odds are very high that she'll give you your first blowjob in years.

Because Kamala will be sending them to the gas chambers after the election?

I know. I was being sarcetious.

Damn. That's Mack-Brown-level killing yourself.

Sark should've been doing this the week before the Georgia game. "I see that Vegas really likes the Longhorns, and the spread in our favor is truly tremendous, something like -28 for Texas, as the numbers we have are showing. We should beat Georgia solidly, to be honest, unless the game is rigged, which in fact it may very well be. I mean, Georgia fans are garbage, and there's just no way they can win in a fair contest on the football field."

We'd be lucky if we got just popcorn.

It's always like that during a bye week.

Js1's points above are why confidence in a Harris win should not be irrational. I had all those feeling about Hillary Clinton. She was incredibly qualified to be President, far more so than Trump. But for all of the reasons above I was one of the multitude of Democratic voters who were unenthusiastic about voting for Hillary, and I also had in the back of my mind that Trump might just be a harmless buffoon. But I still voted for her, and there may have been a significant number of those who voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012 who sat that one out. Now we have a candidate injecting some fresh energy into the presidential race, much more so than Biden in 2020, in contrast with just how incredibly embarrassing, dangerous, and just plain shitty Trump's character and leadership has revealed. I think that's going to bring a lot more voters back to support the Democratic nominee, as well as the very promising demographic of new voters. I feel better about Harris than I did about Biden in 2020.

Yes, by all means let’s get this classified as a federal crime so it’s within Merrick Garland’s jurisdiction. He’ll be all over it.

Ohio could turn as blue as my balls on prom night and it would still be a lost cause.

This thread needs more Derka.

She’s blowing it!

One is.

I own four farms.

Still would, even though it would probably turn out like having sex with a cold piece of plywood.

You sell Lobo's legacy way short. There was no project for which he could not post several paragraphs about.

As a kid I would not have minded being in a Teri Garr and Melinda Dillon sandwich.

And Tootsie.

That does not require a decision. It just is.

Pretty sure you're getting fucked in the fine print. Don't you ever read through the terms of service?