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  1. South Austin
    Still would, even though it would probably turn out like having sex with a cold piece of plywood.
  2. South Austin
    You sell Lobo's legacy way short. There was no project for which he could not post several paragraphs about.
  3. South Austin
    As a kid I would not have minded being in a Teri Garr and Melinda Dillon sandwich.
  4. South Austin
    And Tootsie.
  5. South Austin
    That does not require a decision. It just is.
  6. South Austin
    Pretty sure you're getting fucked in the fine print. Don't you ever read through the terms of service?
  7. South Austin
    That's Mr. Wadlington to you, sir.
  8. South Austin
    Okay, Poindexter.
  9. South Austin
    When has this board ever been able to collectively decide anything?
  10. South Austin
    I'm guessing a majority of the listening audience are (1) MAGA assholes who have already voted for Trump, or (2) MAGA assholes who are too lazy to actually vote.
  11. South Austin
    They should all storm the Capitol after her speech so she can say she led a bigger insurrection than Donald.
  12. South Austin
    He's already planning on busing them to Martha's Vineyard.
  13. South Austin
    I think your advisor may secretly have all your holdings in Trump Media.
  14. South Austin
    I wish I could could say the same for Longhorn football.
  15. South Austin
    Or when the Reagan campaign played "Born in the U.S.A." and when the Bush campaign played "Pink Houses." Such small-minded thinking like, "Hey, the songs say 'Born in the U.S.A.' and "Ain't that America,' and we're the party of America, so those songs are all about the Republican Party!"
  16. South Austin
    It's gazpacho season.
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    Can we arrange to play just Michigan the rest of the season? Would really help Quinn's confidence.
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    It won’t rain for shit until Saturday at 1pm right around the time Austin Food + Wine Fest starts, and then it’ll pour the next two days.
  23. South Austin
    “Texas needs a leader who doesn’t skip leg day.” – Collin Allred ad
  24. South Austin
    Good one.
  25. South Austin
    Donald Trump is textbook Fuck You Pay Me.

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