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South Austin

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  1. He beet you to it.
  2. Well, your wife shaved him, so . . . .
  3. Okay, hear me out. Sark coaches the Longhorns for another 10 years, picking up a championship here and there. When he retires, Harbaugh's show cause order will have expired, we hire Harbaugh, he cheats his ass off to a couple more Longhorn titles, then leaves for another NFL job, and the NCAA hands down another 10-year show cause for Harbaugh, but does nothing to Texas except suspend our next head coach for the Rice game, leaving all our titles and wins in place.
  4. Not just mozzarella sticks, but viral mozzarella sticks. They don't specify which virus, though, but I'm guessing its a rotating menu of viruses.
  5. But Limas’ grandmother was Dutch.
  6. Thank you for posting the Catherine O'Hara eulogy. Again.
  7. I've used this or similar gifs on the aggy thread:
  8. And, Hill's leaving after this season.
  9. Unless there's a lot of raping going on at Boston University, I think the answer is no.
  10. I mean, it would seem odd for the NCAA to call a press conference to announce minor sanctions, unless their doing it to grandstand with some sternly worded remarks against Michigan's conduct to show they're being tough will handing down a slap on the wrist.
  11. Just kale me now.
  12. "There goes my Hero." -- Larry Johnson, Aug. 30, 2025. after third quarter sack on Ohio State QB.* I dremt it in my hed.
  13. Nobody puts Les Wang in a corner. https://www.bswhealth.com/physician/lester-wang
  14. I've noticed that Dbeasy hasn't been responding to my posts lately. What's up with that?
  15. Parker Livingstone is like Manute Bol with receiver skills.
  16. Michigan will be grounded for a whole week with no TV privileges.
  17. Gavin Newsom has earned an honorary Surly degree. Should we invite him to a tailgate at which we can bestow this honor?
  18. Same. You hear all the stories about Candy’s peers like Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Eddie Murphy acting like self-absorbed pricks. I’ve never heard a bad story about John Candy.
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