South Austin

Counterpoint: Brisket's job from now until election day:

Between this election and the Longhorns' football season, I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue.

Or unless there was some phone sex going on.

No cell phones, but you can accompany up to one illegal immigrant to instruct them how to vote.

Right, forgot about that. Pre-2020, I never voted straight ticket, because there were some Republican judicial candidates who (1) I knew on a personal level, and (2) were very good judges regardless of party affiliation, so I would vote for one or two of them each election cycle. @Brisketexan and I were talking about this a few weeks ago while watching the Michigan game, and I think he had a similar approach, and I told him that since Trump's election, the MAGA movement, and all their complete and utter shittiness, I'll never give money to or vote for a judicial candidate with an "R" next to his or her name. I don't care about our personal history or whether they might seem like they aren't so MAGA. I'm fucking done with them. Oh, and @dcbc, I just printed a sample ballot, and like city council races, there is no "D" or "R" next to the school board candidates' name. So I'll have check on those candidates' party affiliations. Thanks for the intel.

I'll have another cup of coffee and GTFO.

Holy shit, this is real. And it's spectacular! https://www.yelp.com/biz/mcdonalds-feasterville

I plan on voting early, but need to study my ballot more closely than in past elections, since I now live in northwest Austin in the Round Rock ISD section, so I need to know which school board candidates are the batshit crazy MAGAs. If anyone has thoughts on that, would appreciate some info.

You're way more optimistic than most people. username definitely checks out.

*whom

"Class, who can tell me which geometrical shape best resembles a penis?"

Just speaking for the Austin area, they were on the shelves at my local HEB for what seemed like a hot second, and since then I haven't seen them at any of a few HEBs in my general area of town. So I've bought them from Amazon.

Those are the bomb.

“Billy, one more wise crack in class and you lose a penis!”

Last night felt like watching Season 3 of The Bear.

Well get this bitch back on track.

My mom says you have a micropenis.

Go to your room.

It’s not like they have a competitive football game to talk about.

I want them to pull a KSU and re-hire Bob Stoops for a few years so he can gargle Sark’s balls.

What’s your husband’s preference?

Ouch.

I guess we can thank Collin Allred for making a race out of this and forcing Cruz to keep hitting the fundraisers and away from this game. #nocr

Because he’s really fat.