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  1. South Austin
    Because he’s really fat.
  2. South Austin
    He’s dropping us to the bottom of the SEC after this weekend. “Sure, Texas defeated Georgia by double digits, but I just can’t overlook how they beat up a terrible OU team, which really shows just how weak the Longhorns are this year.”
  3. South Austin
    I’ll be in my bunk.
  4. South Austin
    He also talks like a little bitch.
  5. South Austin
    It’s Brat!
  6. South Austin
    Get 'em with what? Overbilling, mail fraud? Oh, that's exciting.
  7. South Austin
    There's a certain subtlety to "Georgia Can Suck My Dick."
  8. South Austin
    Yeah, I think it'll be typical Sark throwing to open the run.
  9. South Austin
    Paul Batrice.
  10. South Austin
    He seems to have told his people, "Get out of here, I'll put on my makeup myself."
  11. South Austin
    SIAP, tacos.
  12. South Austin
    Keep it up, Georgia! (Except for Saturday night. On Saturday night, you can get fucked.)
  13. South Austin
    Or maybe Sark thought that OU thought that with Quinn coming off an injury Texas would either go short pass or a run with the RB in that position. A designed QB run is more unexpected. That seems more likely than Sark saying to the staff in his headset, "You know what we really need right now? A play for our starting QB to get hit by our biggest rival who might be looking for a cheap shot the week before Georgia. Dial it up guys!"
  14. South Austin
    Yeah, they got writers and everything. It's great.
  15. South Austin
    Yep. As a general rule, I think 6 games into the season you pretty much know a team. That's this year's Georgia team. This year's Texas team? A great defense that, yes, will be facing its best offense so far, along with a great offense that has dominated with multiple weapons, regardless of the QB.
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  17. South Austin
    No shit. Remember when a worse Texas team beat a better Georgia team?
  18. South Austin
    Outstanding.
  19. South Austin
    Here me out on this idea. Let's wait until the end of the first quarter tomorrow before we start wringing over hands over how Quinn Ewers is doing.
  20. South Austin
    Aw, c'mon, now. After apartheid ended, White South African racism died with it.
  21. South Austin
    I mean, that's one way of telling us you killed your wife.
  22. South Austin
    He also made Mandela sit at the back of the plane.
  23. South Austin
    And he followed that by going 23/33 for 281 yards and 2 TDs at Iowa State, which is like the Georgia of the Big XII.
  24. South Austin
    Remember, 1Q OU Quinn was playing after almost a month off. He got the rust out the rest of that game, and I think it's more likely than not we get Michigan Quinn back.
  25. South Austin
    "If you won't re-name this school 'Donald Trump Elementary School,' I will defund you."

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