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South Austin

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  1. Why would you fly to London twice in one day?
  2. I trust the Roberts Court will do the right thing.
  3. Sorry if I missed it, but no rage tweet about the South Park episode?
  4. I'm sorry . . . second degree felony . . . for dope?
  5. Don't care; got Arch.
  6. Thank you for sharing the strategy you used in your pardon deal, and I know what to do with my copy of the story when you die.
  7. Wild prediction (that I'm sure is not bod in any way for this board): Trump makes a deal with Maxwell either giving her full immunity or a ridiculously low sentence (like time served) in exchange for her giving a sworn deposition in which she says that Trump was never a client of Epstein's and was at most a social acquaintance, and in any event is definitely, positively, without a doubt, not a pedophile. Most people with half a brain will see through this charade, some chunk of MAGA nation will believe full-heartedly that their savior is a pedophile, the Republicans in power will pronounce our nation's long nightmare over, and everything will be exactly like it is now.
  8. If they don't want to be accused of using white supremist dog whistles, they should stop using white supremist dog whistles.
  9. "I'm implying simply that at present Colonel Markinson Chris Farley is not alive."
  10. For all I know, South Park has been off the air for 10 years. If that's really the case, and Trey and Matt brought it out of retirement just for this lone dig at Donald Trump, I applaud them as true patriots.
  11. He won't stop there. He'll file a lawsuit against anyone who laughed at it.
  12. Ah. Proceed . . . .
  13. I think OU just puts too much stock in the Mateer family name. If his name was John Manning, nobody would be giving him this much hype.
  14. I assume that’s a non-public “that’s what they told me” endorsement. Because I don’t think Texas judges can publicly endorse another political candidate.
  15. I think Trump may be close to cancelling his WSJ subscription.
  16. I'm not surprised, or all that upset. My guess is that Trump and other clients weren't specifically named in the grand jury transcripts, and if they were released, Trump would've screamed that this was some sort of vindication. The Trump lawyers probably told him this, and the fact that a judge likely wouldn't grant a request to release the transcripts, so he told them to make the request so he could claim transparency and, gosh darn it, he's getting to the bottom of this.
  17. Wally Joyner. I derp'd Jamal-Warner with Joyner. This is what I get for posting before sunrise.
  18. Ed Helms should starts.
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