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  1. South Austin
    Sweet slide. Looked like Will Howard there.
  2. South Austin
    *Taffy
  3. South Austin
    He’s mostly dead.
  4. South Austin
    Great downfield blocking by Wingo.
  5. South Austin
    Now This knows a thing or two about penetrating tools.
  6. South Austin
    Sorry guys, I was just focused on the tits. I should’ve considered my gay Surly brethren.
  7. South Austin
    I think by “expand” he meant that I should’ve included those dude’s packages in the photo.
  8. South Austin
    Taafe has become one of my favorite players on this team. From walk on to scholarship starting safety.
  9. South Austin
    Looks like a job for Steve Patterson.
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  11. South Austin
    It’s appropriate in this thread to remind people how hot Jake Fromm’s mom is.
  12. South Austin
    Great post. Waiting for the film adaptation.
  13. South Austin
    This defense fucks.
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  15. South Austin
    Hi, guys. Fuck OU.
  16. South Austin
    Time to take these fuckers’ lunch money.
  17. South Austin
    Voting for Harris is election interference.
  18. South Austin
    While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?” On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.” The Pharisees then asked him, “But what about OU fans?” Jesus answered, “Nah, fuck them.”
  19. South Austin
    Not what I thought this thread was about.
  20. South Austin
    I would ordinarily go, but I recently read in the New England Journal of Medicine that extreme flatulence in an enclosed area for an extended period of time can cause lung cancer. Sorry, guys, I've got family.
  21. South Austin
    Biden's big problem was his speech mannerisms, which made him sound like a really old man. He was actually quite capable of putting together coherent thoughts on policy and his administration's accomplishments. He did slip up on a country or person here or there, which wasn't great, though it was at least in the greater context of some sensible communication. But it just made us cringe at times when he was trying to say those things, especially the June debate when it mattered the most. By comparison, yes, Trump appears vigorous, but for the past 2-3 months he's seemed incredibly low energy and even confused about his own ramblings and what he's trying to say. Yet, for some reason, there's been nowhere near the media questions about his mental fitness.
  22. South Austin
    So that section will be empty in the fourth quarter, too?
  23. South Austin
    Jumping jacks during pre-game warm ups. Ha, you thought you could get me!!!
  24. South Austin
    I wouldn't mind sending Ted Cruz back to Canada.
  25. South Austin
    Blue Horseshoe loves Quinn Ewers.

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