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South Austin

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  1. I would call it desperate more than wise.
  2. My son has four years of high school ahead of him, and I'm willing to entrust his education and college preparation to your hands.
  3. Sounds good, but can we at least wait until all my kids are out of college until that happens?
  4. If there’s any shred of justice, the parents of those bullying kids will be outed.
  5. I might enlist just to frag a MAGA or two.
  6. I think it's really going to take several months of a sustained shitstorm for a significant number of MAGA's to turn against Trump. And I mean extended unemployment for those shitcanned by Musk (and relative to the entire American workforce who voted for Trump, I don't think that's a lot of MAGA voters), many more months of higher consumer prices caused by the tariff wars, and continued ICE raids that both break up a significant number of families and deplete the labor pool for industries like construction and farming who depend on migrants and undocumented residents and can't find American's willing to fill those roles without large pay increases. Unless and until that happens, I think we just going to chuckle here and there over an article or social media post about how a Trump voter has a FAAFO experience, but these fuckers are still all in on MAGA.
  7. I was casual about stretching until getting into my 40s. I could do better, but I really focus on shoulders (which absorb so much load of upper body exercises) and lower body. That, and not trying to be a hero with the weights, has resulted in very few injuries over the past decade.
  8. A guy on NPR earlier this week ran the numbers and said that this proposal to return DOGE's "savings" to the American taxpayers might actually result in checks of about $11.00 per taxpayer. So yeah, more bullshit with no legitimate accounting behind it.
  9. Conflict, schmonflict.
  10. I once brought Ron Jeremy to an orgy.
  11. I had fried alligator bites in St. Martinsville, La. many years ago, and several bites in I thought "It really does taste like chicken." Until I took a bite of what looked like darker meat, and then thought, "Oh, this doesn't taste like chicken." It was super gamey.
  12. Apparently you don't know how the military works. Kaffee: Yeah, but it wasn't a real order, was it? After all, it's peace time. He wasn't being asked to secure a hill or advance on a beachhead. I mean, surely a Marine of Dawson's intelligence can be trusted to determine on his own which are the really important orders and which orders might, say, be morally questionable? Lieutenant Kendrick, can he? Can Dawson determine on his own which orders he's going to follow? Lt. Kendrick: No, he cannot.
  13. I think cancellation of the spring game is what's going to do it.
  14. The thread subject is biggest busts as a player, not biggest busts by law enforcement.
  15. It's been a few years since I had a back injury from weight training, but it put me out of commission for at least a week. Those muscles are so connected to most everything we do in the gym, so it's not like tweaking a leg and still being able to do a lot of upper body exercises. Do a lot of stretching the next few days and avoid the weights. Don't rush back, tough guy.
  16. Looks like we can all start committing nonimmigration federal crimes now. We did it!
  17. Shit, the right puberty was enough of a bitch for me.
  18. If it's the version that includes the chapter of his couch-fucking escapades, I'm all for banning that filth.
  19. Surly Horns. What starts here changes the world.
  20. Of course not. Nothing to criticize Trump about with respect to the bird flu outbreak. Fired USDA workers were 'boots on the ground' in bird flu battle
  21. No flaw, just a recognition that even if the Constitution continues to be pissed on, the powers-that-be who got Trump to nominate Vance as his running mate will still see to it that he ascends to president if Trump does not serve his full term. I don't think they give a shit about Trump's piece of shit kids.
  22. Careful. You're going to get him started on Hillary's private email account. I mean, if the Constitution is still a thing, it's Vance. And even if it's not, it's Vance.
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