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  1. South Austin
    Those screens aren't working well, because I can tell he's calling the touchdown play.
  2. South Austin
    His ass.
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  4. South Austin
    Stop ruining our jerk off fantasy that we would have beat OU in 2001 with Cedric.
  5. South Austin
    Hey, remember when he tried to change Texas to a power running team after the championship loss to Alabama?
  6. South Austin
    I've basically had sex with Scarlett Johansson.
  7. South Austin
    Mack was saving Cedric for Oklahoma State.
  8. South Austin
    Complete lack of fucking focus.
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  10. South Austin
    Who knows, but I'm pretty sure Texas rushes for more than 27 yards in that game.
  11. South Austin
    Even more impressive that Benson chose to play all four years for that pussy.
  12. South Austin
    Not giving Benson a snap in that 2001 game really ranks up there as one of the all time Mack Brown crimes.
  13. South Austin
    Sure, a simple screen, but that was a WR who turned out to be a badass for Texas, and with Mack at the helm he would've sat on the bench that game. This is the point, dude.
  14. South Austin
    Exhibit A: 2021, first play from scrimmage, TD to true freshman Xavier Worthy. That kind of play scared Mack to death.
  15. South Austin
    Ludicrous speed.
  16. South Austin
    You left out the part of Nole-4-Life eating his own shit, but otherwise spot on.
  17. South Austin
    I was sitting in that end zone. My first OU game.
  18. South Austin
    Funny side story: We had a guy in our first year section of law school who would down a Diet Coke at the beginning of class and then fall asleep.
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  20. South Austin
    I’m not Graham, but I did drop you several spots in my Surly rankings because you post against weaker competition.
  21. South Austin
    “Harris with too much policy detail and charisma during 60 Minutes interview, campaign in tailspin.” New York Times
  22. South Austin
    I take it with 3g of melatonin. Any higher dose of melatonin and I wake up really groggy.
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  24. South Austin
    I bet that hurt for him to say.
  25. South Austin
    Maybe. Our 2015 win really didn’t answer a damn question about Texas.

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