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  1. South Austin
    Flute. His older sister played guitar since she was about 6, but he never picked up an instrument until he got to middle school and joined the band. Two years later he’s first chair and got “called up” to the high school band. A friend’s wife does some college counseling and says that band kids have some of the highest acceptance rates. So he’s got that going for him.
  2. South Austin
    Not enough for Elko.
  3. South Austin
    “The best 2-loss team in America lost to the best 1-loss team.” Graham Whatshisface
  4. South Austin
    I believe that’s a crime, even with your consent.
  5. South Austin
    We should win convincingly.
  6. South Austin
    Haha! Get fucked, Baylor.
  7. South Austin
    It just occurred to you that aggy looks stupid?
  8. South Austin
    My youngest says he wants to go to UT, and since he’s only in eighth grade, that can change. While he’s smart and a hell of a hard worker (he’s already playing with the McCallum High School marching band as a middle schooler, so is at practice every morning at 6:45am and has all-day competitions almost every Saturday), I’m being real with him, and tell him that it’s really hard to get into UT these days, so he needs to work his ass off in school, but also should look into out-of-state options.
  9. South Austin
    You would too if you were baked.
  10. South Austin
    MAN-ing.
  11. South Austin
    There’s only a 60% chance that report is true.
  12. South Austin
    Downtown doesn’t look terrible, but the River Arts District is mostly underwater.
  13. South Austin
    The Rebels put up only 7 points in the first half and Dart’s numbers are rather meh.
  14. South Austin
    Baylor played a lot better football when they were raping.
  15. South Austin
    Objection. I’d like to know just what the defense counsel is implying.
  16. South Austin
    MIA, maybe have a salad before the next tailgate.
  17. South Austin
    Needs ketchup.
  18. South Austin
    Damn. I’m supposed to be in Asheville Oct. 6-8.
  19. South Austin
    A mixture of blood sausage and oatmeal or barley.
  20. South Austin
    At another school.
  21. South Austin
    herp
  22. South Austin
    They also can’t beat the Longhorns.
  23. South Austin
    Fuck yeah, President Bartlet.
  24. South Austin
    You were that bad in bed?
  25. South Austin
    You three should form a superhero group and fight crime.

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