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South Austin

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  1. It’s right on the Quadulupe.
  2. The chapter’s already been written, Marcel. We know how it ends.
  3. Pouring in 78759 right now, and as irrational as it is to ascribe human traits to Mother Nature, this all feels so cruel.
  4. Got through The Bears yesterday, the wedding episode. It felt a little contrived, because they brought back so many extras and every aspect of the episode was positive instead of the usual conflict and dysfunction. But it was damn good, and my wife was crying at the end.
  5. He bakes his brisket. He ain’t doing shit.
  6. You should’ve diced some jalapeños and put them in the dip.
  7. Your oversized font sucks donkey taint.
  8. Help me, Alexandria. You're my only hope.
  9. These aren't the droids lesbians we're looking for.
  10. Starting to pour downtown.
  11. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. On second thought . . . .
  12. How's yours coming along? At the 10,000 word mark yet?
  13. Yeah, but you have to be pretty damn smart even to play on the football team in Palo Alto, so they have a good chance for an upset at Kyle.
  14. Don't worry. The admissions and training standards for ICE agents will be top notch.
  15. If I’m not out of the office, that’s essentially been my lunch for the past several years. Coconut milk base, peanut butter, flax oil, flax or chia seed, scoop of protein powder, cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and a bunch of spinach. I get in a ton of fiber, healthy fats, protein, and greens, and instead of spending an hour or more going to a restaurant like I did in my younger days, I can use that time to leave work a little earlier.
  16. We talkin’ ‘bout practice sauce.
  17. He’s in the Grifter Hall of Fame.
  18. Oh fucking Christ.
  19. The constant barrage of texts and emails from his first failed campaign built up such a relationship between us that the second go-around my spam filters let him straight through.
  20. I do it about once a week, but on an elliptical. 30 second sprints with a minute rest in between for 15 minutes, followed by about 10 minutes of lower body stretching, then some quick core work to finish. It’s a nice break in the middle of my weight training.
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