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South Austin

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  1. I can't see any other explanation. She has a shitty educational background. It does not appear from what I've read that she comes from a ton of family money or has parents who are politically connected to MAGA. She's never held any public office, nor worked in any sort of governmental position. She has no prior experience working on any political campaign, other than her own, where she lost the only two times she ever ran for office, and it's remarkable that even batshit crazy Floridians would not elect her. It appears she was somehow attracted by the Trump campaign because she's yelled the loudest and craziest across social media platforms, and has the overly-doctored face that seems right in Donald's wheelhouse. Sucking on his mushroom-sized penis seems like a fair non-misogynistic explanation.
  2. I thought it was well-known that Begala is a Longhorn. I've always thought he's been a fairly astute political commentator, and it helps he has a full understanding that OU sucks.
  3. Hydrating for a sweat box tomorrow night against UTSA . . . TEXAS!!!
  4. Kamala: “Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a decade or two, I'll be President of the United States, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."
  5. I don't think I've read 'Salem's Lot since my 30s, maybe earlier than that. I don't recall the original TV movie veering too far from the book (like The Shining, for example), but the scene in the new trailer of the chase of the vampire crowd over town was not in the original movie (iirc).
  6. He was talking shit to the LOS marker.
  7. Didn't see a thread, and if there is one, I'll GTFO. One of my favorite Stephen King books, and I loved the 1979 miniseries as a kid. I think it all comes down to how Straker and Barlow are portrayed. I'm in.
  8. The reprieve from the Blastfurnace last weekend was nice, but we’re back up to the upper 90s on Saturday. Gonna be a scorcher at kickoff. Be sure to drink plenty of Coors Light.
  9. Breaking news: Former Pussy of an Attorney General Supports Harris.
  10. He thinks “debunked” means hurt his feelings.
  11. Some Assistant Attorney General in Paxton’s office just got tasked with how to get a search warrant for Taylor Swift’s home.
  12. And when there were no crawfish, we ate cats.
  13. I would use that on my wife, but she’d mostly likely reply with, “Well I have CONCEPTS of us having sex this weekend.”
  14. This, combined with shitty travel over 2-3 time zones, is going to have the former Pac 10 schools saying WTF in a couple years.
  15. I was surprised to see Michigan fans doing the Horns down, but I guess I shouldn't have been.
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