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South Austin

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  1. I’ve always had a little bit of a crush on Kelly Willis. When my daughter was a freshman on the McCallum basketball team Kelly’s daughter was a senior. I was on a booster club Zoom call with her and made a joke that got a laugh out of her. #csb
  2. Thanks @phdhorn. We’ve missed you,
  3. Hold on . . . are you telling us your wife doesn’t know who Stevie Ray Vaughan was ?!?!?!?! The news on this thread keeps getting worse.
  4. Aside from the financial hit, it seems like there would be too many painful memories associated with it.
  5. I’m sorry for the painful conversation you’ll have with your daughter. I just can’t imagine.
  6. It’s right on the Quadulupe.
  7. The chapter’s already been written, Marcel. We know how it ends.
  8. Pouring in 78759 right now, and as irrational as it is to ascribe human traits to Mother Nature, this all feels so cruel.
  9. Got through The Bears yesterday, the wedding episode. It felt a little contrived, because they brought back so many extras and every aspect of the episode was positive instead of the usual conflict and dysfunction. But it was damn good, and my wife was crying at the end.
  10. He bakes his brisket. He ain’t doing shit.
  11. You should’ve diced some jalapeños and put them in the dip.
  12. Your oversized font sucks donkey taint.
  13. Help me, Alexandria. You're my only hope.
  14. These aren't the droids lesbians we're looking for.
  15. Starting to pour downtown.
  16. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. On second thought . . . .
  17. How's yours coming along? At the 10,000 word mark yet?
  18. Yeah, but you have to be pretty damn smart even to play on the football team in Palo Alto, so they have a good chance for an upset at Kyle.
  19. Don't worry. The admissions and training standards for ICE agents will be top notch.
  20. If I’m not out of the office, that’s essentially been my lunch for the past several years. Coconut milk base, peanut butter, flax oil, flax or chia seed, scoop of protein powder, cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and a bunch of spinach. I get in a ton of fiber, healthy fats, protein, and greens, and instead of spending an hour or more going to a restaurant like I did in my younger days, I can use that time to leave work a little earlier.
  21. We talkin’ ‘bout practice sauce.
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