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South Austin

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  1. There was a time when Stewart Mandel . . . nevermind. He’s always sucked.
  2. I just wanted a good RB and some offensive linemen in the portal to start off 2026. Was that too fucking much to ask?
  3. I got LASIK around 2013 and somebody told me it’ll be good for about 10 years and then things could change and I might need a tune up. I’m 51, and it seems like almost overnight my nearsightedness is coming back. It’s not bad, but I notice things at a distance are looking a little fuzzier. I can’t go back to contacts and I grew to hate glasses. I figure it’s time for an eye exam (I haven’t had one since my LASIK post-op). Anyone get LASIK a second time in their early 50’s? And what’s it costing these days?
  4. You said, “I said don’t quote me.” What are you going to do about that, tough guy?
  5. That fucker produced a big fat zero for me in my fantasy football title game. Still won, but fuck that guy.
  6. Is there a socially acceptable way to shove that up her ass?
  7. What was the disagreement over? Was he being pedantic?
  8. Wait, our AD talks to that bloated piece of shit?
  9. I don’t care if Trump fucked kids cuz we just secured a shit ton of oil reserves.
  10. I loved the Candy documentary. Everyone knew he was a kind and loveable human, and it showed with how many people made an appearance for that film to talk about him in a positive light (while also talking about Candy’s own demons). I loved Chevy Chase movies growing up. They’re still some of my favorites, and I still regularly quote Fletch, Ty Webb, and Clark Griswold. On screen, he’s one of the best comedic actors of the 1980’s. But even before the age of constant exposure on the internet, I always got the sense from his interviews that he was a bit of a prick. And as time went on and more was written and said about him, it turns out he’s a huge prick. So I’m not as enthused to watch this one.
  11. I have it on good information that Campbell claimed TWO child tax credits on his 2024 IRS return.
  12. Explain more. PK was Gideon’s boss. How was Gideon not aligned with his boss? Was he insubordinate?
  13. Pics of hot Golden Girls?
  14. God damn you, Brisket! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
  15. Party of fucking weirdos.
  16. Travel more. I love travel, but have not been doing it as much the past couple of years. I’ve developed an artificial anxiety about taking too much time away from work, which is stupid. My wife keeps saying that a hefty retirement account won’t mean anything if one or both of us aren’t around, or healthy enough, to use it on travel. Even if it’s not a week in some far off destination halfway around the globe, I need to work in more long weekends about once a quarter, and realize the years ahead of me are not given.
  17. By all accounts, you were a good son to your folks, Brisket. I grew up most of my childhood on the water - the Potomac River, VA, the New River, NC, the Pacific in Hawaii. It’s always been a spiritual setting for me. I hope you found some piece and comfort out on that water.
  18. He reminds me so much of Vai Sikahema.
  19. It’s not just USAA. I bet a majority of homes in Austin are underinsured. One of my law partners lives nearby and she and her neighbors are going through this, though not quite at your level.
  20. I second Rockcreek. Went there in June and loved it. Cool neighborhood.
  21. Would love for Georgia to get fucked tonight.
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