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  1. South Austin
    He must have been left off Ivanka's birthday party invite list.
  2. South Austin
    Stick to the forearm measurements of high school football players. Leave the movie trivia to the rest of us.
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    Ray Kinsella: So what do you want? Terence Mann : I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy. Ray Kinsella : No, I mean, what do you want? [gestures to the concession stand] Terence Mann : Oh. Dog and a beer.
  4. South Austin
    It was 1985. And Apollo was killed shortly thereafter.
  5. South Austin
    Okay smart guy, when do we start sucking each other's dicks? Wait, that came out wrong. I was speaking metaphorically. #nohomo #nttaawwt
  6. South Austin
    That program has been in shambles for a long time, and I think the program was desperate for anything to raise the levels of attention and money, even if there was a risk that Deion would crash and burn in a short time. If/when that happens, they'll be in the same position they were at the time they hired Deion, but with a little more money in their pocket.
  7. South Austin
    I see. I can't do the maths.
  8. South Austin
    Also, Georgia does not have a bye at all before the Texas game.
  9. South Austin
    It is indeed entertaining, and it brought Colorado's football program more attention than it's gotten in decades, more than any other hire that Colorado could have hoped to have made. I think the Sanders era will end as a flaming pile of garbage, but overall the short-term gains have worked out quite well for that program.
  10. South Austin
    That really is one of his best scenes, from my favorite character of his.
  11. South Austin
    So my 8th grade son has a hefty bit of reading assignments this year, and first up is a biography or autobiography, no other parameters. I ask him, "Are you thinking about someone in sports, politics, maybe science?" He responds, "I was thinking about Stephen King." And next up is fantasy, and he wants to read Fairy Tale.
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    I officially hate Austin drivers. Yes, I'm talking about you. And you, too. The morning wrecks on MoPac are becoming increasingly frequent. Like, at least two a week during my early morning commute. You dumbfucks are taking away very important Surly time while enjoying morning coffee at my desk.
  14. South Austin
    He also has a Desantis/Vance level of charisma and humor. Those weirdos got away with it in the cozy confines of their red weirdo states, but on the national level it started to become a liability.
  15. South Austin
    Why the fuck is our governor commenting on this on Twitter? What a piece of shit.
  16. South Austin
    CNN headline tomorrow morning: "Trump shits his pants during the debate. How can the Harris campaign recover?"
  17. South Austin
    Same. Despite concerns in the offseason, there’s been little to no dropoff at the WR and TE position.
  18. South Austin
    Cesspool.
  19. South Austin
    Not even a mattress in that crib? Shitty Dad thread is that way.
  20. South Austin
    This belongs on Side 1 of Trump’s Greatest Hits along with Shark v. Sinking Electric Boat Battery. This is pure art.
  21. South Austin
    You’re a pacifist! Shit.
  22. South Austin
    He's on a short leash as far as I'm concerned.
  23. South Austin
    That's actually a smart campaign strategy, if I have to be honest.
  24. South Austin
    Take that shit to Cloak Room.
  25. South Austin
    Unfortunately can't say the same for that tree.

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