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South Austin

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  1. When I walk past the chip aisle and see a new specialty flavor of the HEB brand chips, they usually entice my palate. But usually they all end up tasting like a slight variation of the same salt-forward dusted flavored chip. I say that, and its Memorial Day weekend, so I'm probably going to pick up one or both of those bags and eat the whole goddamned thing.
  2. I read that a few years ago, and one read is enough. It was gut-wrenching.
  3. See David Chappelle at #19022.
  4. Cleetus, in Moulton, Alabama, who wants to leave his job stocking the local grocery story to assemble iPhones in the factory soon to be built in Birmingham.
  5. Appropriate . . .
  6. Gweneth Paltrow seems like marriage material if all she does is have sex and never talks.
  7. I could go for some Chili's right now.
  8. Shhhhh . . . let's make them think we do.
  9. I could learn to like Suaasat.
  10. Victoria on Memorial Day? Your parents must’ve been rich.
  11. Narrator: Ho is a bitch.
  12. I was in New York last summer and the scooters there are terrible.
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