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South Austin

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Everything posted by South Austin

  1. Don’t give him any more ideas.
  2. It’s hard to do when you’re rich and hoards of golf bros worship you.
  3. But fried chicken is good.
  4. Scottie Scheffler sucks liquid shit.
  5. Right. Nostalgia food. Not good food.
  6. Pics of wife during shutdown?
  7. He’s moderately better than Sophie B. Hawkins.
  8. That’s textbook putting the system on trial. It just might work.
  9. Your dumberer!
  10. immamac’s kids: “Dad, why is there a forum on your website called ‘I’d Pee In Her Butt?’”
  11. I can help with two of these: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya: John Candy's line to the Griswolds (though I'm sure you all know that). Often used to express that a poster had information at issue plainly available to them. mind bottled: One of many phonetic misunderstandings intentional used for humorous effect. I remember muledick from a long time ago, but have no idea of it's origin story.
  12. FBI is reporting that one of the escalator steps had an engraving that reads "Anti-Trump."
  13. At least that. I don't know enough about Lane Kiffin to know whether he's happy or otherwise tethered in Oxford for the next few years. But I do know that he has a certain ego, has chased better jobs before, and wants to win. I think Florida would be damn hard for that man to turn down.
  14. Absolutely.
  15. I'm guessing major keg party.
  16. Wait, you think there's a better receiver outside of America?
  17. "Halligan is generally considered the best litigator in her office. She successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months." "One more and I get a set of steak knives."
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