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South Austin

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  1. We have a semifinal playoff game to lose. That's something to lose. Something pretty significant. And yes, I understand the meaning of the meaning of the phrase "nothing to lose." But it still seems like an odd comment.
  2. You should be damn proud. Congratulations on your sobriety. I haven't quit drinking. But about 10-12 years ago I started drinking too much on the weeknights. A glass of wine here or there would turn into a whole bottle, and I just didn't like the way it was heading, especially since alcohol and other substance abuse does a number on my profession (lawyer). And as I was approaching 40, I noticed that alcohol started significantly affecting my sleep quality. So I stopped drinking on the weeknights altogether, with an exception here or there. And at that time, I also got back into the gym, so my sleep improved, I tightened up a midsection that had gotten soft and put on some lean muscle, and I felt better than I had been in a very long time. I've managed to keep it up as I hit 50 last month. Even if someone doesn't have a significant alcohol dependency, I tell them that drinking really fucks with you as you get older. The empty calories and the slowing of the body metabolism adds pounds like it didn't when we were in our 20s and 30s, and it decreases your sleep quality, which is tied to so many other aging issues.
  3. aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.
  4. You should hire an attorney and stop posting.
  5. She recommends you bathe more than once a week.
  6. Will Howard masturbates to Highlights magazine.
  7. My blood pressure is high and my shits are soft serve. Thanks for the nerve-racking win, Horns.
  8. Cam Scattebo was the best player on that field today. He’s legit. Respect.
  9. On my second Bloody, black eyed peas on the stove, ready for the Longhorns defense to teabag Scattabo.
  10. And this one wasn’t so subtle: ”Some people really need to brush their teeth.”
  11. It’s currently not raining.
  12. Can you say that again? I couldn’t understand your words with Kenny Dillingham’s dick in your mouth.
  13. Reportedly Jesus himself came to give Cook a talking to, and Johntay tweeted “bitch,plz.”
  14. Seems like our only hope of containing Skattebo is to get the Texas State defense to suit up in Longhorn uniforms.
  15. I dunno. Royal would probably like that Texas can now pay players above the table instead of trying to compete with Switzer's bullshit at OU.
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