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South Austin

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  1. Cam Scattebo was the best player on that field today. He’s legit. Respect.
  2. On my second Bloody, black eyed peas on the stove, ready for the Longhorns defense to teabag Scattabo.
  3. And this one wasn’t so subtle: ”Some people really need to brush their teeth.”
  4. It’s currently not raining.
  5. Can you say that again? I couldn’t understand your words with Kenny Dillingham’s dick in your mouth.
  6. Reportedly Jesus himself came to give Cook a talking to, and Johntay tweeted “bitch,plz.”
  7. Seems like our only hope of containing Skattebo is to get the Texas State defense to suit up in Longhorn uniforms.
  8. I dunno. Royal would probably like that Texas can now pay players above the table instead of trying to compete with Switzer's bullshit at OU.
  9. He’ll call it Franklin’s BBQ.
  10. That’s the way to get on board.
  11. So what’s OU’s move in that event, with a head coach resigning right at the end of the season? The carrousel of decent head-coaching candidates is slowing to a halt. Do they bring back Stoops for a bridge year? Hire another coordinator at a P5 team?
  12. DEA needs to open an investigation for this narcotics dealer.
  13. Username checks out.
  14. Meh
  15. Not the Michael Jackson notion of “bad.” Unless by “bad,” instead of awesome you mean pdeophile.
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