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South Austin

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  1. I looked it up. It's a two-year vocational college for bakers.
  2. If he’s talking about a wall between Texas and Oklahoma, he’s got my attention.
  3. As long as Kamala doesn't get some bullshit injury because Sark left her on the field in the fourth quarter with the game easily put away, we're going to win the whole fucking thing.
  4. I might not get heat stroke at the home opener on Saturday, so that’s nice.
  5. But is making out during Schindler's List okay? Asking for my Jewish comedian friend.
  6. I worked at a Burger King one summer, and I have never, ever put that on a resume or job application. I speak of it every once in a while (usually with some amount of gratitude for having that experience in my job history), but it has not been mentioned in any of my biographies. What unbelievable fucksticks.
  7. It's really not that bad. You'd think that most of the guys on Surly are losers in real life, and . . . well . . . they are. But beer and food.
  8. Colorado will win by 24 points and ESPN will predict the Buffaloes make the playoffs.
  9. For Williamson and Hays, I didn't follow the last election cycle with much detail, but I know that there was a blue sweep in the Hays County judicial races, which took a lot of folks by surprise. And those are relatively down-ballot elections. It looks like Hays is going bluer faster than Wilco, which has still held onto a Republican dominated judiciary. But Williamson seems firmly purple, which is pretty fucking remarkable given how deep right red that county has been for so long. For whatever my lawyer perspective is worth.
  10. Time to break out my “We are NOT fucking embarrassing” sign.
  11. Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball become an election commissioner?
  12. "What was her name . . . Mrs. North Austin?"
  13. Jesus, I hope so. Would be nice to see some guys step up on the DL line Sweat and Murphy last year.
  14. Jesus, he couldn't even remember the name of his own QB. This should be good.
  15. She has a better chance of getting Mexico pay for it than Trump did.
  16. No shit. I have a one-day bench trial over an access easement and I bring a full notebook of shit to refer to. She's running for President of the United States, and it's reasonable for her to have some notes.
  17. Current forecast is high of 91 with a 45% chance of rain mostly in the early part of the day. We might not get heat stroke during this home opener. Just in case, imma should have plenty of Coors Lite on hand for hydration.
  18. Well, when you’ve lost Billy Baldwin . . . .
  19. Yeah, the notion that Harris taking over the ticket would lose white make voters who would’ve supported Biden is not remarkable. But the question is how much that might be offset by (1) others who voted for Trump in 2020 and are really sick of his shot, and (2) black voters who sat out in 2020, and (3) young voters who weren’t eligible or who sat out in 2020.
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